Public Fight Report
(Super-Featherweight) Pablo "Siri" Solis defeated Army of Dorkness 4 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Wednesday, September 11, 2024In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Pablo "Siri" Solis!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Dorkness 4 thumps Siri with a pair of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 connects with a volley of loud blows to the ribs. Siri hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 4 tries a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Siri smashes Dorkness 4 with a series of painful blows to the temple.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 5 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 10 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9
Siri doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 2
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 4 lands a series of light punches to the stomach.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 fires a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Dorkness 4 attempts a pair of blows to the chest, but Siri escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 5 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 11 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18
Siri remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 4 looks exhausted.
ROUND 3
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Dorkness 4 probes with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Siri beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 4 pummels Siri with a glancing straight right to the stomach.
Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Siri leaps aside.
-Dorkness 4 launches a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Siri ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 5 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 6 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-27
Siri remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 4 receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 4
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Siri wakes up the fans with a volley of strong punches to the chest. Dorkness 4 covers up. Siri is jabbing and laughing! Dorkness 4 falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Pablo "Siri" Solis wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Siri remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 4 can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Pablo "Siri" Solis wins by a technical knockout!
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