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Public Fight Report Match Monday, September 9, 2024 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dung Eater!! The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady. ROUND 1 Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Eater fights inside. (inside) +Dorkness 1 belts Eater with a barrage of punches to the eye. Dorkness 1 lands a cruel left cross to the jaw and Eater staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. Eater can't remember which corner is his. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken tooth. Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!