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Public Fight Report Match Monday, September 9, 2024 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Burt Simmons!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!! The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady. ROUND 1 Simmons stays outside and uses his jab. Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) ... +Simmons backs up Straw with a strong jab to the face. Straw covers up. Simmons lands a resounding left uppercut and Straw's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... +Simmons throws a flurry of glancing punches to the face. Straw retreats to the far corner. Simmons lands a blood spattering right smash to the jaw and Straw falls senseless!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. -Simmons throws a flurry of right punches to the face, but flails uselessly. ... ... +Simmons staggers Straw with a pair of strong punches to the chin. +Simmons throws a vicious left to the nose. ... +Simmons attacks with a stiff jab to the face. Simmons lands a blood spattering uppercut and Straw goes over backwards!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Burt Simmons wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Simmons grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken jaw. Straw can't remember which corner is his. Burt Simmons wins by a knockout!