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(Strawweight) Burt Simmons defeated Straw Dork Boom III by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, September 2, 2024

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Burt Simmons!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Simmons stays outside and uses his jab.

-Simmons throws a pair of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Straw jolts Simmons with a series of combinations to the temple!! Simmons sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Simmons lands a flurry of punches to the chin.
Simmons lands a vicious right blow to the temple and Straw's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Simmons launches a barrage of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Simmons throws a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Simmons wallops Straw with a stiff jab to the nose.
+Simmons smacks Straw with a furious jab to the chin.
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+Simmons attacks with a series of heavy combinations to the nose.
Simmons lands a tremendous right blow to the head and Straw falls to the canvas!!

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Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Straw grazes Simmons with a barrage of quick punches to the temple. Simmons falls against the ropes!
Straw lands a terrific left blow to the temple and Simmons goes down!!

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Simmons struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Straw grazes Simmons with an illegal rabbit punch! The Ref mus be blind!
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+Simmons hits with a barrage of punches to the chin! Straw sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Simmons lands a resounding left smash to the jaw and Straw goes down!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Burt Simmons wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Straw can't remember which corner is his.

Simmons remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.





Burt Simmons wins by a knockout!