Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated The Greatest Never by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Friday, August 23, 2024In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is The Greatest Never!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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-Never lunges with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-Never throws a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but Slammer narrowly avoids it
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+Never smacks Slammer with a volley of glancing shots to the stomach.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never lands a pair of quick blows to the chest.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 12 of 25 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 10-9
Never grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Never lunges with a left to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Slammer narrowly avoids it
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+Never hits Slammer with a volley of heavy shots to the stomach.
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+Never connects with a pair of shots to the chest!! Slammer sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 12 of 22 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 7 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 20-18
Never is slowing down.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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-Never attempts a hook to the solar plexus, but misses.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never fires a uppercut to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Never attempts a volley of right punches to the chest, but Slammer beats a hasty retreat.
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+Never whacks Slammer with a series of stinging blows to the stomach.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slammer charges with a pair of shots to the mouth, but Never blocks.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 6 of 24 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 30-27
Never receives medical attention from his trainer.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never throws a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Slammer ducks just in time.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never lashes out with a series of solid shots to the stomach.
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-Never tries to land a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Never probes with a right uppercut to the stomach, but Slammer steps aside and laughs.
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+Slammer suprises Never with a pair of nice punches to the jaw. Slammer strikes at will! Never falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Never can't remember which corner is his.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!
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