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(Super-Featherweight) Nicky "The Beast" Brown defeated Army of Dorkness 4 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Wednesday, August 14, 2024

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Nicky "The Beast" Brown!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

The Beast covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dorkness 4 probes with a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but The Beast narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkness 4 catches The Beast with a flurry of light punches to the chest.
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The Beast tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Beast tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Beast attacks with a volley of wild blows to the stomach.
The Beast tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Nicky "The Beast" Brown landed 6 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 12 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9

The Beast doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

ROUND 2

The Beast covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 4 lands a barrage of strong shots to the solar plexus. The Beast sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dorkness 4 paws a series of shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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The Beast tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 4 throws a series of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a volley of right blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+The Beast wakes up the fans with a barrage of quick punches to the stomach. Dorkness 4 retreats to the far corner.
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The Beast tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Beast tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Nicky "The Beast" Brown landed 6 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 9 of 21 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18

The Beast remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 4 looks exhausted.

ROUND 3

The Beast covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dorkness 4 attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but The Beast narrowly avoids it
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The Beast tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a hook to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 4 pops The Beast with a commanding roundhouse to the chest.
The Beast tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 4 launches a hook to the stomach, but The Beast blocks.
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The Beast tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Nicky "The Beast" Brown landed 7 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 5 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-27

The Beast remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 4 receives medical attention from his trainer.

ROUND 4

The Beast covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Dorkness 4 lunges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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The Beast tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but The Beast escapes.
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+The Beast punches Dorkness 4 with a barrage of vicious punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 launches a series of right punches to the chest, but The Beast narrowly avoids it
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The Beast tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Beast tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Beast hits Dorkness 4 with a volley of stinging punches to the eye. Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up. The Beast is hammering relentlessly! Dorkness 4 starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Nicky "The Beast" Brown wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
The Beast remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 4 can't remember which corner is his.

Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9

Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9

Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9

Nicky "The Beast" Brown wins by a technical knockout!