Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated The Greatest Never by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Friday, August 9, 2024In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is The Greatest Never!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
+Never slams Slammer with a flurry of hard shots to the solar plexus.
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+Never tags Slammer with a series of stinging blows to the ribs.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never lunges with a volley of shots to the ribs, but Slammer leaps aside.
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-Never throws a left to the stomach, but Slammer quickly backs away.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slammer lunges with a flurry of right blows to the jaw, but is ineffective.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 13 of 23 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 10-9
Never grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never hits Slammer with a volley of nice blows to the stomach. Slammer sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Slammer fires a roundhouse to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Never launches a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 10 of 24 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 20-18
Never is slowing down.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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-Slammer launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but Never takes it in the forearms.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slammer smacks Never with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never attempts a left roundhouse to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Never lashes out with a pair of shots to the ribs, but Slammer beats a hasty retreat.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Never attempts a left uppercut to the chest, but Slammer quickly backs away.
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+Never hits with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 7 of 22 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 30-27
Never receives medical attention from his trainer.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never probes with a pair of shots to the stomach, but Slammer steps aside and laughs.
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-Never fires a hook to the chest, but fails to score.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never fires a flurry of shots to the chest, but falls short.
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-Never tries a roundhouse to the stomach, but only hits air.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slammer slams Never with a pair of shots to the mouth. Never falls against the ropes! Slammer attacks like a wild man! Never's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Never can't remember which corner is his.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!
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