Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) BAMF Strawizzle 1 defeated Fly Squat by knockout (KO) in round 5.Match Monday, August 5, 2024In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is BAMF Strawizzle 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 101 pounds (46 kilograms) is Fly Squat!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Strawizzle 1 fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Squat covers up.
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+Squat attacks with a series of blows to the mouth. Strawizzle 1 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Squat annoys Strawizzle 1 with a volley of quick shots to the head.
+Squat clocks Strawizzle 1 with a volley of stinging shots to the eye.
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+Squat hurts Strawizzle 1 with a nice jab to the chin.
Squat lands a lightning left haymaker and Strawizzle 1's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Strawizzle 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Squat suprises Strawizzle 1 with a volley of blows to the mouth.
-Strawizzle 1 charges with a pair of right shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
+Squat jolts Strawizzle 1 with a volley of punches to the chin!
+Squat tosses a series of blows to the face.
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+Strawizzle 1 attacks with a powerful hook to the ribs.
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+Squat fires a volley of vicious punches to the nose!
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
+Strawizzle 1 solidly lands a volley of shots to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
BAMF Strawizzle 1 landed 8 of 23 punches, and Fly Squat landed 37 of 37 punches.
Fly Squat won the round 10-8
Fly Squat is winning the fight 10-8
Strawizzle 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Squat remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Strawizzle 1 fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Squat covers up.
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+Squat fires a flurry of shots to the face!!
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-Strawizzle 1 attempts a volley of shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Strawizzle 1 hits with a vicious right to the ribs. Squat sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Strawizzle 1 lunges with a series of right blows to the chest, but Squat steps aside and laughs.
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-Strawizzle 1 attempts a right to the stomach, but Squat backs out of it.
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+Squat nails Strawizzle 1 with a barrage of stinging shots to the ribs.
+Squat hits with a glancing sweeping right to the head.
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+Squat wakes up the fans with a strong roundhouse to the eye.
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+Squat solidly lands a flurry of furious punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
BAMF Strawizzle 1 landed 8 of 25 punches, and Fly Squat landed 28 of 28 punches.
Fly Squat won the round 10-9
Fly Squat is winning the fight 20-17
Strawizzle 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Squat is slowing down.
ROUND 3
Strawizzle 1 fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Squat covers up.
-Strawizzle 1 throws a series of shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Squat hits with a pair of wild shots to the nose!
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+Squat pounds Strawizzle 1 with a commanding jab to the ribs!!
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+Squat lands a uppercut to the mouth.
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-Strawizzle 1 lunges with a volley of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Squat tosses a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Squat fires a volley of nasty blows to the head.
+Squat throws a volley of loud punches to the temple.
-Strawizzle 1 lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but Squat ducks.
+Strawizzle 1 grazes Squat with a barrage of stiff shots to the chest.
+Squat strikes with a series of wild shots to the jaw. Strawizzle 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
BAMF Strawizzle 1 landed 8 of 24 punches, and Fly Squat landed 29 of 29 punches.
Fly Squat won the round 10-9
Fly Squat is winning the fight 30-26
Strawizzle 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Squat collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 4
Strawizzle 1 fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Squat covers up.
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+Strawizzle 1 tattoos Squat with a pair of shots to the stomach!
-Squat attacks with a hook to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Strawizzle 1 throws a straight right to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Squat suprises Strawizzle 1 with a pair of shots to the face. Strawizzle 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Strawizzle 1 lashes out with a series of shots to the ribs, but Squat steps aside.
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-Squat paws a volley of blows to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Strawizzle 1 throws a volley of heavy blows to the stomach.
+Squat lands a commanding uppercut to the eye.
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-Strawizzle 1 tries a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Squat covers himself well.
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+Squat lashes out with a barrage of blows to the nose.
+Squat throws a series of shots to the face!! Strawizzle 1 is hurt!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
BAMF Strawizzle 1 landed 10 of 24 punches, and Fly Squat landed 22 of 28 punches.
BAMF Strawizzle 1 won the round 10-9
Fly Squat is winning the fight 39-36
Strawizzle 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Squat can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 5
Strawizzle 1 fights inside. (inside)
Squat covers up.
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+Strawizzle 1 connects with a barrage of hard shots to the eye.
-Squat launches a pair of right shots to the temple, but Strawizzle 1 leaps aside.
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-Squat throws a volley of shots to the head, but Strawizzle 1 ducks just in time.
+Strawizzle 1 throws a barrage of shots to the chin.
Strawizzle 1 lands a brutal haymaker and Squat falls senseless!!
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He's Out!
BAMF Strawizzle 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Strawizzle 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Squat can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Fly Squat 10-8
Round 2: Fly Squat 10-9
Round 3: Fly Squat 10-9
Round 4: BAMF Strawizzle 1 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Fly Squat 10-8
Round 2: Fly Squat 10-9
Round 3: Fly Squat 10-9
Round 4: BAMF Strawizzle 1 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Fly Squat 10-8
Round 2: Fly Squat 10-9
Round 3: Fly Squat 10-9
Round 4: BAMF Strawizzle 1 10-9
BAMF Strawizzle 1 wins by a knockout!
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