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(Super-Heavyweight) Super-Heavy - Loud defeated I dont get it lol by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Saturday, August 3, 2024

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 775 pounds (352 kilograms) is Super-Heavy - Loud!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 916 pounds (415 kilograms) is I dont get it lol!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Super-heavy is using the ring. (using the ring)
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.

+Super-heavy hits with a powerful jab to the face.
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-I Dont Get It Lol attacks with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Super-heavy nails I Dont Get It Lol with a uppercut to the chin.
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-I Dont Get It Lol charges with a jab to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Super-heavy solidly lands a jab to the mouth. I Dont Get It Lol covers up.
+I Dont Get It Lol smacks Super-heavy with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Super-heavy pops I Dont Get It Lol with a pair of glancing punches to the face.
Super-heavy lands a tremendous left smash to the jaw and I Dont Get It Lol is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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I Dont Get It Lol struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Super-heavy jolts I Dont Get It Lol with a volley of hard punches to the chin. I Dont Get It Lol asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Super-heavy lands a crashing right blow to the temple and I Dont Get It Lol is flattened!!

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I Dont Get It Lol struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Super-heavy suprises I Dont Get It Lol with a volley of furious punches to the nose!!
+Super-heavy hurts I Dont Get It Lol with a volley of quick punches to the eye.
-I Dont Get It Lol charges with a jab to the mouth, but Super-heavy deftly avoits it.
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-I Dont Get It Lol tries a pair of right punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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-I Dont Get It Lol charges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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-I Dont Get It Lol probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but Super-heavy beats a hasty retreat.
+I Dont Get It Lol staggers Super-heavy with a volley of light punches to the mouth!!
+Super-heavy scores with a pair of painful punches to the face.
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+Super-heavy smacks I Dont Get It Lol with a barrage of hard blows to the mouth!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Super-Heavy - Loud landed 30 of 30 punches, and I dont get it lol landed 3 of 32 punches.

Super-Heavy - Loud won the round 10-7

Super-Heavy - Loud is winning the fight 10-7


Super-heavy doesn't want to stop fighting!

I Dont Get It Lol remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Super-heavy is using the ring. (using the ring)
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Super-heavy thumps I Dont Get It Lol with a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Super-heavy hits with a volley of powerful punches to the eye.
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-Super-heavy fires a pair of shots to the chin, but to no avail.
-I Dont Get It Lol attacks with a series of right punches to the chin, but Super-heavy backs out of it.
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+Super-heavy stuns I Dont Get It Lol with a volley of quick punches to the chin!!
-I Dont Get It Lol tries to land a flurry of punches to the eye, but Super-heavy takes it in the forearms.
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+Super-heavy fires a flurry of nasty punches to the head. I Dont Get It Lol hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-I Dont Get It Lol fires a flurry of punches to the face, but Super-heavy narrowly avoids it
-I Dont Get It Lol attempts a pair of right punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+I Dont Get It Lol tags Super-heavy with a loud straight right to the chin.
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-I Dont Get It Lol attempts a series of shots to the head, but only hits air.
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-I Dont Get It Lol attacks with a pair of punches to the eye, but Super-heavy takes it in the forearms.
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+Super-heavy hits with a series of commanding punches to the temple. I Dont Get It Lol doesn't notice.
Super-heavy lands a terrific left haymaker and I Dont Get It Lol's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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I Dont Get It Lol struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-I Dont Get It Lol attempts a series of punches to the nose, but Super-heavy ducks just in time.
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-I Dont Get It Lol attacks with a series of left punches to the face, but to no avail.
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+Super-heavy nails I Dont Get It Lol with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Super-Heavy - Loud landed 22 of 32 punches, and I dont get it lol landed 4 of 47 punches.

Super-Heavy - Loud won the round 10-8

Super-Heavy - Loud is winning the fight 20-15


Super-heavy doesn't even want to rest!

I Dont Get It Lol is obviously tired.



ROUND 3

Super-heavy is using the ring. (using the ring)
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.

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+I Dont Get It Lol lands a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Super-heavy lands a pair of punches to the temple. I Dont Get It Lol doesn't notice.
Super-heavy lands a beautiful smash to the jaw and I Dont Get It Lol lands flat on his back!!

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I Dont Get It Lol struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-I Dont Get It Lol lashes out with a volley of left punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Super-heavy annoys I Dont Get It Lol with a series of punches to the head.
-I Dont Get It Lol fires a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Super-heavy stays away from it.
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-Super-heavy charges with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but I Dont Get It Lol covers himself well.
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-I Dont Get It Lol lashes out with a pair of right punches to the chest, but Super-heavy quickly backs away.
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-Super-heavy paws a pair of punches to the chin, but I Dont Get It Lol escapes.
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-I Dont Get It Lol throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
-I Dont Get It Lol attempts a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Super-heavy ducks just in time.
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+Super-heavy pounds I Dont Get It Lol with a pair of mean punches to the chin! I Dont Get It Lol laughs!
+Super-heavy tosses a stinging jab to the chin.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
-I Dont Get It Lol attacks with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but misses.
-I Dont Get It Lol fires a barrage of shots to the chest, but Super-heavy steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Super-Heavy - Loud landed 21 of 33 punches, and I dont get it lol landed 3 of 37 punches.

Super-Heavy - Loud won the round 10-8

Super-Heavy - Loud is winning the fight 30-23


Super-heavy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

I Dont Get It Lol is slowing down.



ROUND 4

Super-heavy is using the ring. (using the ring)
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Super-heavy punches I Dont Get It Lol with a volley of loud punches to the jaw.
Super-heavy lands a resounding uppercut and I Dont Get It Lol hurtles to the canvas!!

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I Dont Get It Lol struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+I Dont Get It Lol tattoos Super-heavy with a vicious jab to the chest. Super-heavy falls against the ropes!
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+Super-heavy pounds I Dont Get It Lol with a series of painful punches to the temple.
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+Super-heavy hits I Dont Get It Lol with a pair of commanding punches to the mouth!!
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-I Dont Get It Lol attempts a volley of left blows to the ribs, but Super-heavy leaps aside.
+Super-heavy punches I Dont Get It Lol with a pair of painful punches to the jaw.
-I Dont Get It Lol charges with a right jab to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-I Dont Get It Lol tries a volley of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
-I Dont Get It Lol attempts a left jab to the ribs, but Super-heavy ducks.
-I Dont Get It Lol lunges with a pair of right punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-I Dont Get It Lol throws a volley of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Super-heavy grazes I Dont Get It Lol with a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Super-heavy pummels I Dont Get It Lol with a flurry of solid shots to the jaw! I Dont Get It Lol sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-I Dont Get It Lol probes with a volley of right punches to the chest, but Super-heavy deftly avoits it.
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-Super-heavy paws a barrage of left shots to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-I Dont Get It Lol charges with a series of punches to the chest, but Super-heavy blocks.
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The fighters circle.
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-I Dont Get It Lol tries a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Super-Heavy - Loud landed 22 of 32 punches, and I dont get it lol landed 2 of 37 punches.

Super-Heavy - Loud won the round 10-8

Super-Heavy - Loud is winning the fight 40-31


Super-heavy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

I Dont Get It Lol collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 5

Super-heavy is using the ring. (using the ring)
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.

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-I Dont Get It Lol fires a series of right punches to the ribs, but Super-heavy quickly backs away.
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-I Dont Get It Lol lashes out with a pair of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-I Dont Get It Lol attempts a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-I Dont Get It Lol probes with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Super-heavy beats a hasty retreat.
-I Dont Get It Lol tries to land a series of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Super-heavy smashes I Dont Get It Lol with a flurry of punches to the jaw. I Dont Get It Lol grimaces in pain.
+Super-heavy suprises I Dont Get It Lol with a glancing jab to the chin. I Dont Get It Lol shakes his head to clear it.
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+Super-heavy hits I Dont Get It Lol with a flurry of punches to the nose!!
-Super-heavy lunges with a pair of left punches to the chin, but I Dont Get It Lol quickly backs away.
-I Dont Get It Lol launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but Super-heavy stays away from it.
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+Super-heavy fires a series of punches to the chin!
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-I Dont Get It Lol charges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-I Dont Get It Lol paws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Super-heavy hides behind his gloves.
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-I Dont Get It Lol throws a cross to the stomach, but Super-heavy deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Super-Heavy - Loud landed 22 of 32 punches, and I dont get it lol landed 2 of 40 punches.

Super-Heavy - Loud won the round 10-9

Super-Heavy - Loud is winning the fight 50-40


Super-heavy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

I Dont Get It Lol receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 6

Super-heavy is using the ring. (using the ring)
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Super-heavy hits with a series of punches to the eye.
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-I Dont Get It Lol attacks with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Super-heavy blocks.
-Super-heavy throws a straight right to the mouth, but he's too slow.
-I Dont Get It Lol launches a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-I Dont Get It Lol throws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Super-heavy deftly avoits it.
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-Super-heavy lunges with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but I Dont Get It Lol stays away from it.
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-I Dont Get It Lol probes with a left jab to the stomach, but Super-heavy takes it in the forearms.
-I Dont Get It Lol paws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Super-heavy lands a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Super-heavy backs up I Dont Get It Lol with a series of vicious punches to the nose.
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-I Dont Get It Lol paws a roundhouse to the ribs, but Super-heavy takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Super-Heavy - Loud landed 20 of 34 punches, and I dont get it lol landed 2 of 41 punches.

Super-Heavy - Loud won the round 10-9

Super-Heavy - Loud is winning the fight 60-49


Super-heavy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

I Dont Get It Lol receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 7

Super-heavy is using the ring. (using the ring)
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.

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-I Dont Get It Lol throws a series of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-I Dont Get It Lol attacks with a right jab to the chest, but Super-heavy takes it in the forearms.
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+Super-heavy pounds I Dont Get It Lol with a pair of punches to the face!! I Dont Get It Lol hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Super-heavy throws a series of nasty punches to the head.
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-Super-heavy tries a jab to the nose, but I Dont Get It Lol blocks.
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-I Dont Get It Lol fires a series of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-I Dont Get It Lol throws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Super-heavy throws a stinging cross to the jaw!!
-I Dont Get It Lol attempts a series of punches to the chest, but Super-heavy steps aside and laughs.
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+Super-heavy fires a pair of shots to the temple. I Dont Get It Lol sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-I Dont Get It Lol throws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-I Dont Get It Lol paws a pair of right punches to the chest, but misses.
-I Dont Get It Lol attempts a jab to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Super-heavy fires a series of punches to the eye, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Super-Heavy - Loud landed 17 of 31 punches, and I dont get it lol landed 2 of 42 punches.

Super-Heavy - Loud won the round 10-9

Super-Heavy - Loud is winning the fight 70-58


Super-heavy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

I Dont Get It Lol can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 8

Super-heavy is using the ring. (using the ring)
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.

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-I Dont Get It Lol lashes out with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Super-heavy narrowly avoids it
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-I Dont Get It Lol launches a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Super-heavy strikes with a volley of punches to the chin. I Dont Get It Lol grimaces in pain.
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-I Dont Get It Lol paws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Super-heavy leaps aside.
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-Super-heavy lunges with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Super-heavy catches I Dont Get It Lol with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw.
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+Super-heavy tattoos I Dont Get It Lol with a series of vicious punches to the eye.
+Super-heavy hurts I Dont Get It Lol with a barrage of strong punches to the mouth. Super-heavy is jabbing and laughing! I Dont Get It Lol's manager throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
Super-Heavy - Loud wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Super-heavy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

I Dont Get It Lol can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Super-Heavy - Loud 10-7
Round 2: Super-Heavy - Loud 10-8
Round 3: Super-Heavy - Loud 10-8
Round 4: Super-Heavy - Loud 10-8
Round 5: Super-Heavy - Loud 10-9
Round 6: Super-Heavy - Loud 10-9
Round 7: Super-Heavy - Loud 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Super-Heavy - Loud 10-7
Round 2: Super-Heavy - Loud 10-8
Round 3: Super-Heavy - Loud 10-8
Round 4: Super-Heavy - Loud 10-8
Round 5: Super-Heavy - Loud 10-9
Round 6: Super-Heavy - Loud 10-9
Round 7: Super-Heavy - Loud 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Super-Heavy - Loud 10-7
Round 2: Super-Heavy - Loud 10-8
Round 3: Super-Heavy - Loud 10-8
Round 4: Super-Heavy - Loud 10-8
Round 5: Super-Heavy - Loud 10-9
Round 6: Super-Heavy - Loud 10-9
Round 7: Super-Heavy - Loud 10-9

Super-Heavy - Loud wins by a technical knockout!