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Public Fight Report Match Wednesday, July 31, 2024 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 128 pounds (58 kilograms) is Duke Jumper II!! The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane. ROUND 1 Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Duke clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) ... +Dorkness 4 staggers Duke with a barrage of shots to the chest. Dorkness 4 lands a devestating uppercut and Duke is flattened!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE Duke struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... +Dorkness 4 drills Duke with a barrage of nasty punches to the ribs. Dorkness 4 lands a terrific blow to the head and Duke lands flat on his back!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 4 can't remember which corner is his. Duke can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has a fractured nose. Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a knockout!