Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) JHV defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by disqualification in round 1.Match Monday, July 29, 2024In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 50 pounds (23 kilograms) is JHV!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Jhv covers up.
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 launches a volley of left punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a left to the nose!!
+Dorkness 1 tags Jhv with a left to the eye. Jhv doesn't notice.
Dorkness 1 lands a thundering right uppercut and Jhv is flattened!!
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Jhv struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Jhv lands a flurry of off balance punches to the temple. Dorkness 1 retreats to the far corner.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of right combinations to the eye, but Jhv beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a left right to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a series of vicious punches to the face.
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+Jhv wakes up the fans with a solid straight right to the solar plexus! Dorkness 1 doesn't notice.
+Dorkness 1 pokes Jhv with a volley of combinations to the mouth. Jhv doesn't seem bothered.
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The fighters circle.
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+Dorkness 1 pummels Jhv with a low blow! JHV pretends to be injured! He'll get an academy award! The referee halts the bout!
JHV wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Jhv doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
Dorkness 1 is slowing down.
JHV wins by a foul!
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