Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated The Greatest Never by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Friday, July 26, 2024In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is The Greatest Never!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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+Never takes charge with a painful uppercut to the stomach.
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-Slammer lunges with a series of right blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Never slams Slammer with a pair of punches to the ribs. Slammer gets mad!
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never tries to land a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Slammer escapes.
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-Never attempts a pair of blows to the stomach, but Slammer steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 13 of 24 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 10-9
Never grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never suprises Slammer with a pair of stinging punches to the chest! Slammer asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Never attempts a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never lunges with a volley of shots to the chest, but Slammer blocks.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 11 of 23 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 9 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 20-18
Never is slowing down.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never lunges with a series of shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Never clocks Slammer with a hook to the ribs.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never attempts a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Slammer beats a hasty retreat.
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-Never probes with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Slammer takes it in the forearms.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slammer tries to land a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Never blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 7 of 23 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 30-27
Never receives medical attention from his trainer.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never launches a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but Slammer backs out of it.
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-Never attempts a left hook to the ribs, but Slammer ducks.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Never lashes out with a series of right shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Slammer pokes Never with a flurry of shots to the face. Slammer is raining blows! Never can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Never can't remember which corner is his.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!
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