Public Fight Report
(Flyweight) George W. Bush defeated "Budweiser" Barbie by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-114, 115-113.Match Monday, May 29, 2000In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 111 pounds (50 kilograms) is "Budweiser" Barbie!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is George W. Bush!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Budweiser is using the ring. (using the ring)
George is using the ring. (using the ring)
...
-George fires a flurry of punches to the chin, but Budweiser backs out of it.
+George wakes up the fans with a volley of mean punches to the eye. Budweiser beats a hasty retreat.
...
...
+George clocks Budweiser with a series of solid punches to the jaw. Budweiser sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
...
...
+George fires a volley of vicious punches to the jaw.
...
...
...
...
+George fires a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus!!
...
...
...
...
...
+Budweiser connects with a flurry of strong punches to the ribs. George sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
...
-George tries to land a volley of left punches to the temple, but Budweiser blocks.
...
-Budweiser probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
...
+Budweiser attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus!!
-Budweiser probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but George ducks just in time.
...
-Budweiser tries to land a right cross to the chest, but George escapes.
...
+Budweiser tags George with a pair of punches to the chest.
...
...
...
...
...
...
+George jolts Budweiser with a nasty jab to the jaw.
-Budweiser probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but George quickly backs away.
...
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
...
+George throws a series of punches to the head.
-Budweiser attacks with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but George quickly backs away.
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
"Budweiser" Barbie landed 23 of 47 punches, and George W. Bush landed 26 of 37 punches.
George W. Bush won the round 10-9
George W. Bush is winning the fight 10-9
Budweiser doesn't want to stop fighting!
George doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Budweiser stays outside and uses his jab.
George is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Budweiser hammers George with a series of nice punches to the jaw.
+Budweiser staggers George with a volley of punches to the ribs. George hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
...
+Budweiser throws a barrage of light punches to the chin.
...
+Budweiser hits with a flurry of heavy punches to the chest.
+George wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the mouth.
...
+Budweiser strikes with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach.
-George lashes out with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
+George nails Budweiser with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+George slams Budweiser with a series of punches to the solar plexus!!
...
...
...
...
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
...
...
-Budweiser lunges with a jab to the mouth, but fails to score.
...
...
-Budweiser throws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but George beats a hasty retreat.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+George solidly lands a volley of punches to the mouth.
...
-George probes with a pair of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Budweiser tries to land a series of punches to the nose, but George narrowly avoids it
+Budweiser hits with a volley of punches to the face!! George sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
...
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
"Budweiser" Barbie landed 35 of 56 punches, and George W. Bush landed 25 of 40 punches.
"Budweiser" Barbie won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Budweiser doesn't want to stop fighting!
George doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Budweiser stays outside and uses his jab.
George is using the ring. (using the ring)
...
...
+George annoys Budweiser with a straight right to the nose!
+ The fighters trade blows to the chin.
+Budweiser attacks with a quick jab to the stomach.
-Budweiser launches a flurry of left shots to the head, but misses completely.
+George smacks Budweiser with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
...
-George throws a series of left shots to the chin, but Budweiser leaps aside.
...
...
+George stuns Budweiser with a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
+Budweiser jolts George with a pair of vicious punches to the nose. George covers up.
...
...
...
-George paws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Budweiser beats a hasty retreat.
...
+Budweiser hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus!
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Budweiser launches a pair of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
...
+Budweiser tattoos George with a volley of stiff punches to the temple!
-Budweiser probes with a series of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
...
...
...
+George backs up Budweiser with a volley of off balance punches to the mouth.
...
...
+Budweiser throws a series of strong punches to the stomach.
...
-Budweiser attempts a right jab to the face, but comes up empty.
...
...
+Budweiser takes charge with a left to the eye.
+Budweiser throws a flurry of hard punches to the head. George laughs!
-George fires a barrage of left punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
+George strikes with a right to the eye.
...
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
"Budweiser" Barbie landed 35 of 55 punches, and George W. Bush landed 28 of 51 punches.
"Budweiser" Barbie won the round 10-9
"Budweiser" Barbie is winning the fight 29-28
Budweiser doesn't even want to rest!
George doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Budweiser is using the ring. (using the ring)
George is using the ring. (using the ring)
-George attempts a straight right to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
-Budweiser throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+George fires a heavy cross to the temple!!
...
...
...
-Budweiser attacks with a right straight right to the ribs, but George stays away from it.
...
+Budweiser shakes George with a series of punches to the stomach. George grimaces in pain.
-Budweiser paws a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
...
...
...
...
+George hits with a solid left to the head. Budweiser beats a hasty retreat.
+George hits with a series of wild punches to the head. Budweiser doesn't seem bothered.
...
+George pokes Budweiser with a series of nasty punches to the ribs.
-George charges with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Budweiser stays away from it.
...
...
-Budweiser throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but George covers himself well.
...
+Budweiser backs up George with a volley of light punches to the stomach.
...
...
-Budweiser paws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but George steps aside and laughs.
...
...
...
+George shakes Budweiser with a series of punches to the chest! Budweiser ignores it.
-George tries to land a series of right punches to the jaw, but Budweiser takes it in the forearms.
...
...
...
...
...
+George smashes Budweiser with a pair of quick punches to the chest.
-George attempts a volley of right punches to the face, but Budweiser steps aside.
...
-Budweiser throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
...
...
+Budweiser hits with a pair of solid punches to the stomach. George asks for time to wipe off the blood.
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
"Budweiser" Barbie landed 20 of 47 punches, and George W. Bush landed 29 of 58 punches.
George W. Bush won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Budweiser doesn't even want to rest!
George doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Budweiser stays outside and uses his jab.
George is using the ring. (using the ring)
+George strikes with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Budweiser doesn't notice.
+George annoys Budweiser with a flurry of vicious punches to the ribs!
+George hits with a flurry of nice punches to the chest.
-Budweiser tries a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but only hits air.
...
...
-George launches a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Budweiser escapes.
-George lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
...
...
...
+Budweiser hammers George with a volley of light punches to the jaw. George beats a hasty retreat.
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Budweiser lashes out with a flurry of wild punches to the face.
...
+Budweiser fires a flurry of nasty punches to the nose.
...
...
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
-Budweiser lunges with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
+George punches Budweiser with a jab to the solar plexus. Budweiser seems wobbly!
...
...
...
...
...
-George lunges with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
+Budweiser annoys George with a series of punches to the face.
...
+George suprises Budweiser with a flurry of furious punches to the chin.
...
-George throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
...
...
+Budweiser stuns George with a volley of shots to the stomach.
...
...
-Budweiser probes with a left roundhouse to the nose, but misses.
...
...
-George paws a pair of punches to the head, but falls short.
BELL
According to the commentator:
"Budweiser" Barbie landed 33 of 57 punches, and George W. Bush landed 32 of 54 punches.
"Budweiser" Barbie won the round 10-9
"Budweiser" Barbie is winning the fight 48-47
Budweiser doesn't even want to rest!
George doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Budweiser is using the ring. (using the ring)
George is using the ring. (using the ring)
-George attacks with a series of right punches to the mouth, but falls short.
...
-Budweiser throws a series of punches to the stomach, but George deftly avoits it.
...
+Budweiser hits with a pair of punches to the ribs!!
...
...
-George attempts a series of right punches to the temple, but Budweiser ties him up.
+George hits with a loud jab to the solar plexus. Budweiser beats a hasty retreat.
...
...
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
...
-George charges with a volley of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Budweiser lashes out with a series of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
...
...
+Budweiser stuns George with a pair of glancing punches to the stomach!
+George pokes Budweiser with a flurry of glancing punches to the nose.
-Budweiser attempts a left hook to the solar plexus, but misses.
...
...
...
-Budweiser lashes out with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but George deftly avoits it.
+Budweiser thumps George with a flurry of stiff punches to the chest.
...
+George throws a straight right to the nose.
...
...
-George throws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-George attempts a volley of right punches to the face, but Budweiser narrowly avoids it
...
+George throws a series of mean punches to the head.
...
-George throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-George fires a pair of punches to the head, but Budweiser leaps aside.
+Budweiser hits with a volley of hard punches to the chest.
...
+George lands a pair of furious punches to the mouth.
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
"Budweiser" Barbie landed 24 of 45 punches, and George W. Bush landed 28 of 63 punches.
George W. Bush won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Budweiser doesn't even want to rest!
George remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Budweiser is using the ring. (using the ring)
George is using the ring. (using the ring)
...
...
...
-Budweiser launches a series of punches to the eye, but George leaps aside.
-George lunges with a volley of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
-Budweiser probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
+Budweiser tags George with a flurry of hard punches to the head.
...
...
-George tries to land a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Budweiser takes it in the forearms.
...
+Budweiser hits George with a volley of punches to the face.
-Budweiser launches a pair of punches to the eye, but George steps aside.
...
-Budweiser throws a volley of punches to the chin, but George steps aside and laughs.
+George tags Budweiser with a barrage of punches to the head.
+George fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Budweiser shakes his head to clear it.
+George attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Budweiser sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
...
+Budweiser lands a volley of shots to the eye.
-George tries to land a volley of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
...
...
...
...
...
+Budweiser pummels George with a roundhouse to the nose. George laughs!
...
+Budweiser clocks George with a barrage of nasty punches to the jaw.
...
-George probes with a series of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
...
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
...
...
+George smashes Budweiser with a barrage of punches to the chest.
...
-Budweiser fires a barrage of punches to the temple, but George leaps aside.
...
...
+Budweiser strikes with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
-Budweiser charges with a left jab to the nose, but George ties him up.
...
...
+Budweiser nails George with a flurry of punches to the head.
+George pops Budweiser with a volley of glancing punches to the mouth!
BELL
According to the commentator:
"Budweiser" Barbie landed 27 of 67 punches, and George W. Bush landed 26 of 48 punches.
George W. Bush won the round 10-9
George W. Bush is winning the fight 67-66
Budweiser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
George remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Budweiser stays outside and uses his jab.
George is using the ring. (using the ring)
-George charges with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Budweiser steps aside and laughs.
...
...
...
...
-Budweiser paws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
...
...
+George throws a series of punches to the ribs.
...
...
+George throws a series of punches to the head.
...
+George hammers Budweiser with a barrage of punches to the temple.
-George tries a flurry of left punches to the eye, but misses.
...
...
...
+Budweiser thumps George with a flurry of punches to the chin.
...
-George lashes out with a series of left punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
...
-Budweiser attacks with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but George deftly avoits it.
...
...
+Budweiser lands a volley of off balance punches to the nose. George laughs!
+George hits with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+George lands a volley of stiff punches to the nose.
+George drills Budweiser with a powerful straight right to the face!
-Budweiser fires a series of left punches to the face, but George takes it in the forearms.
...
...
...
+Budweiser smashes George with a barrage of commanding punches to the temple.
...
...
...
-Budweiser tries to land a barrage of right punches to the head, but George takes it in the forearms.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
"Budweiser" Barbie landed 22 of 49 punches, and George W. Bush landed 35 of 68 punches.
George W. Bush won the round 10-9
George W. Bush is winning the fight 77-75
Budweiser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
George remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Budweiser is using the ring. (using the ring)
George is using the ring. (using the ring)
...
-Budweiser throws a barrage of left punches to the temple, but George steps aside.
...
...
...
...
+George solidly lands a pair of vicious punches to the temple. Budweiser doesn't seem bothered.
...
...
...
-George paws a barrage of left punches to the nose, but misses completely.
...
-Budweiser fires a series of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
-Budweiser attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
-George attacks with a straight right to the stomach, but misses completely.
...
...
...
+Budweiser annoys George with a pair of powerful punches to the face. George shakes his head to clear it.
-Budweiser attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple, but George steps aside and laughs.
...
...
...
-George tries a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Budweiser deftly avoits it.
...
...
-George lunges with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Budweiser takes it in the forearms.
+Budweiser fires a pair of punches to the nose.
...
+George jars Budweiser with a series of quick punches to the mouth.
...
-Budweiser probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
+George catches Budweiser with a volley of solid punches to the chest.
-George tries to land a volley of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
+Budweiser connects with a straight right to the chin!
...
+George pops Budweiser with a powerful jab to the face.
+Budweiser pokes George with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
...
...
+Budweiser annoys George with a nasty sweeping right to the eye.
...
...
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
"Budweiser" Barbie landed 28 of 68 punches, and George W. Bush landed 25 of 47 punches.
"Budweiser" Barbie won the round 10-9
George W. Bush is winning the fight 86-85
Budweiser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
George remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Budweiser stays outside and uses his jab.
George is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Budweiser throws a right straight right to the head, but George ducks.
+George wallops Budweiser with a barrage of powerful punches to the nose. Budweiser covers up.
-George throws a series of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
+George staggers Budweiser with a volley of punches to the chin.
-George paws a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Budweiser blocks.
-Budweiser lunges with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but falls short.
-George paws a volley of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Budweiser catches George with a flurry of punches to the nose.
-George lashes out with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
...
...
...
...
+Budweiser suprises George with a pair of punches to the mouth. George doesn't notice.
+George wallops Budweiser with a volley of solid punches to the mouth. Budweiser falls against the ropes!
...
+George tags Budweiser with a series of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
-George attacks with a right straight right to the solar plexus, but misses.
-George probes with a volley of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
+George pokes Budweiser with a loud jab to the ribs.
-Budweiser paws a barrage of right punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+Budweiser stuns George with a series of stinging punches to the head.
-Budweiser tries a volley of left punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
-George tries a jab to the chest, but misses completely.
...
...
...
...
+George annoys Budweiser with a volley of off balance punches to the temple. Budweiser covers up.
...
...
+George throws a series of stinging punches to the mouth.
...
+Budweiser smashes George with a pair of blows to the jaw.
-George lashes out with a series of punches to the mouth, but Budweiser blocks.
...
+George wakes up the fans with a flurry of light blows to the nose. Budweiser is hurt!
BELL
According to the commentator:
"Budweiser" Barbie landed 24 of 41 punches, and George W. Bush landed 38 of 73 punches.
George W. Bush won the round 10-9
George W. Bush is winning the fight 96-94
Budweiser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
George grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Budweiser is using the ring. (using the ring)
George is using the ring. (using the ring)
+George pokes Budweiser with a stiff jab to the nose.
-George lunges with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Budweiser blocks.
-George probes with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Budweiser steps aside.
...
+George hits Budweiser with a nice jab to the stomach. Budweiser covers up.
+George hits with a series of powerful punches to the stomach!!
...
...
+Budweiser fires a volley of stinging punches to the chin.
+George hammers Budweiser with a barrage of vicious punches to the nose.
-Budweiser throws a straight right to the jaw, but George narrowly avoids it
-George paws a jab to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+George tosses a barrage of punches to the head.
...
...
-George charges with a uppercut to the face, but flails uselessly.
+George hurts Budweiser with a right to the stomach. Budweiser hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+George hits with a flurry of punches to the temple.
...
...
+Budweiser tattoos George with a strong left to the head.
...
...
...
-Budweiser probes with a jab to the eye, but goes wide.
...
-Budweiser attempts a left right to the nose, but George ducks just in time.
...
+George attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Budweiser backpedals to his own corner.
...
...
-George lashes out with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Budweiser ducks.
-Budweiser lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chin, but George steps aside and laughs.
-Budweiser charges with a series of left punches to the mouth, but George escapes.
...
-Budweiser throws a pair of left punches to the nose, but goes wide.
+Budweiser thumps George with a flurry of glancing punches to the temple.
-George paws a volley of punches to the ribs, but Budweiser beats a hasty retreat.
...
+George thumps Budweiser with a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw.
-Budweiser attempts a series of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
+Budweiser connects with a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth.
...
+George tags Budweiser with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Budweiser tags George with a pair of solid punches to the mouth. George falls against the ropes!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
BELL
According to the commentator:
"Budweiser" Barbie landed 30 of 62 punches, and George W. Bush landed 42 of 79 punches.
George W. Bush won the round 10-9
George W. Bush is winning the fight 106-103
Budweiser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
George grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Budweiser is using the ring. (using the ring)
George is using the ring. (using the ring)
...
-Budweiser attempts a series of left punches to the jaw, but George leaps aside.
+Budweiser strikes with a barrage of commanding punches to the mouth. George sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
...
-George probes with a flurry of punches to the head, but Budweiser ties him up.
...
-George attacks with a barrage of punches to the head, but fails to score.
...
...
...
+George clocks Budweiser with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Budweiser quickly recovers.
+George tattoos Budweiser with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!
+Budweiser tags George with a flurry of off balance blows to the nose.
-George paws a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
...
...
...
-Budweiser charges with a jab to the chin, but George blocks.
-George throws a jab to the temple, but misses completely.
-Budweiser throws a left jab to the chin, but George hides behind his gloves.
+George rocks Budweiser with a flurry of solid punches to the chin.
...
...
...
...
...
+Budweiser wallops George with a barrage of light punches to the eye!! George doesn't seem bothered.
...
+Budweiser staggers George with a barrage of punches to the eye!
...
+Budweiser throws a series of heavy punches to the face.
-Budweiser tries a series of right punches to the eye, but fails to score.
-Budweiser tries to land a barrage of punches to the nose, but George covers himself well.
...
...
-George attempts a volley of left punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
...
-Budweiser tries a flurry of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
+George belts Budweiser with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
...
...
+George hurts Budweiser with a series of punches to the ribs!!
...
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
"Budweiser" Barbie landed 33 of 62 punches, and George W. Bush landed 35 of 62 punches.
"Budweiser" Barbie won the round 10-9
George W. Bush is winning the fight 115-113
Budweiser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
George grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 2: "Budweiser" Barbie 10-9
Round 3: "Budweiser" Barbie 10-9
Round 4: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 5: "Budweiser" Barbie 10-9
Round 6: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 7: "Budweiser" Barbie 10-9
Round 8: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 9: "Budweiser" Barbie 10-9
Round 10: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 11: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 12: George W. Bush 10-9
Total Score: George W. Bush 115-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 2: "Budweiser" Barbie 10-9
Round 3: "Budweiser" Barbie 10-9
Round 4: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 7: "Budweiser" Barbie 10-9
Round 8: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 9: "Budweiser" Barbie 10-9
Round 10: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 11: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 12: "Budweiser" Barbie 10-9
Total Score: George W. Bush 115-114
Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 2: "Budweiser" Barbie 10-9
Round 3: "Budweiser" Barbie 10-9
Round 4: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 5: "Budweiser" Barbie 10-9
Round 6: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 7: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 8: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 9: "Budweiser" Barbie 10-9
Round 10: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 11: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 12: "Budweiser" Barbie 10-9
Total Score: George W. Bush 115-113
George W. Bush wins by decision!
|