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Public Fight Report Match Monday, July 15, 2024 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is FOA!! The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele. ROUND 1 Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Foa clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) ... ... ... ... ... +Dorkness 1 connects with a pair of vicious punches to the eye. Foa hangs on until the referee breaks them up. Dorkness 1 lands a well placed uppercut and Foa is knocked out of the ring!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX Foa struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... +Foa stuns Dorkness 1 with a barrage of glancing punches to the mouth. +Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with Foa with an illegal kidney punch! The Ref mus be blind! ... ... +Foa hits Dorkness 1 with a flurry of stinging punches to the temple! Foa lands a slow motion right cross to the jaw and Dorkness 1's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Dorkness 1 backs up Foa with a volley of combinations to the chin. -Foa probes with a volley of shots to the temple, but Dorkness 1 ties him up. ... +Foa scores with a roundhouse to the mouth. Foa lands a bone crushing left hook and Dorkness 1's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! FOA wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. Foa remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. FOA wins by a knockout!