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(Strawweight) FOA defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, July 15, 2024

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is FOA!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Foa clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 1 connects with a pair of vicious punches to the eye. Foa hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Dorkness 1 lands a well placed uppercut and Foa is knocked out of the ring!!

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Foa struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Foa stuns Dorkness 1 with a barrage of glancing punches to the mouth.
+Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with Foa with an illegal kidney punch! The Ref mus be blind!
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+Foa hits Dorkness 1 with a flurry of stinging punches to the temple!
Foa lands a slow motion right cross to the jaw and Dorkness 1's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 backs up Foa with a volley of combinations to the chin.
-Foa probes with a volley of shots to the temple, but Dorkness 1 ties him up.
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+Foa scores with a roundhouse to the mouth.
Foa lands a bone crushing left hook and Dorkness 1's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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He's Out!
FOA wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.

Foa remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.





FOA wins by a knockout!