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Public Fight Report Match Monday, July 15, 2024 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Coal Cracker Jose!! The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele. ROUND 1 Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Coal clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) ... ... ... +Coal hammers Dorkness 2 with a series of light blows to the jaw. +Dorkness 2 drills Coal with a barrage of blows to the ribs. Coal backpedals to his own corner. +Dorkness 2 punches Coal with a series of stinging shots to the chest. Dorkness 2 lands a mighty punch in the nose and Coal hurtles to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 2 can't remember which corner is his. Coal can't remember which corner is his. Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a knockout!