Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Duke of Dorkdom's Little Lost Dancer defeated BOT-209820 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Saturday, July 13, 2024In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 234 pounds (106 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom's Little Lost Dancer!!
In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 942 pounds (427 kilograms) is BOT-209820!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dancer grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Bot-209820 comes out fighting.
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+Dancer tosses a volley of loud blows to the eye. Bot-209820 shakes his head to clear it.
+Bot-209820 pummels Dancer with a volley of blows to the mouth.
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Bot-209820 tries to attack, but Dancer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-209820 jars Dancer with a light roundhouse to the face.
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+Dancer thumps Bot-209820 with a barrage of blows to the chin.
+Bot-209820 annoys Dancer with a pair of shots to the head.
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+Bot-209820 scores with a volley of blows to the face.
Bot-209820 tries to attack, but Dancer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-209820 jars Dancer with a series of quick punches to the chin.
+Dancer connects with a volley of stiff shots to the eye.
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+Bot-209820 fires a quick cross to the head.
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-Dancer lashes out with a series of shots to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Dancer charges with a series of shots to the nose, but Bot-209820 takes it in the forearms.
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+Bot-209820 shakes Dancer with a series of commanding blows to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom's Little Lost Dancer landed 15 of 24 punches, and BOT-209820 landed 38 of 40 punches.
BOT-209820 won the round 10-9
BOT-209820 is winning the fight 10-9
Dancer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Bot-209820 doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 2
Dancer grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Bot-209820 comes out fighting.
+Bot-209820 annoys Dancer with a volley of vicious blows to the nose.
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+Bot-209820 slams Dancer with a barrage of nice blows to the chin.
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+Dancer wakes up the fans with a pair of stiff blows to the temple. Bot-209820 seems wobbly!
+Dancer throws a flurry of commanding blows to the temple. Bot-209820 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Dancer fires a barrage of blows to the eye, but Bot-209820 narrowly avoids it
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+Bot-209820 tags Dancer with a volley of nasty punches to the face.
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Bot-209820 tries to attack, but Dancer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the eye.
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+Bot-209820 hits Dancer with a volley of punches to the face. Dancer covers up.
+Bot-209820 staggers Dancer with a commanding jab to the temple.
+Bot-209820 tags Dancer with a flurry of commanding punches to the nose.
+Dancer hurts Bot-209820 with a series of hard blows to the mouth.
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+Bot-209820 lands a pair of strong shots to the eye!!
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Bot-209820 tries to attack, but Dancer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dancer lands a uppercut to the mouth. Bot-209820 doesn't notice.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom's Little Lost Dancer landed 18 of 24 punches, and BOT-209820 landed 39 of 39 punches.
BOT-209820 won the round 10-9
BOT-209820 is winning the fight 20-18
Dancer doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-209820 doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the left eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 3
Dancer grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Bot-209820 comes out fighting.
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+Dancer drills Bot-209820 with a pair of loud blows to the jaw.
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+Dancer suprises Bot-209820 with a loud straight right to the head!
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Bot-209820 tries to attack, but Dancer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-209820 wallops Dancer with a pair of shots to the temple.
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Bot-209820 tries to attack, but Dancer hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dancer throws a volley of right blows to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Bot-209820 fires a series of off balance shots to the eye.
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+Bot-209820 fires a flurry of light punches to the temple.
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+Bot-209820 thumps Dancer with a flurry of powerful shots to the head.
+Bot-209820 tosses a flurry of shots to the head.
+Bot-209820 annoys Dancer with a pair of punches to the jaw. Dancer beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bot-209820 attacks with a roundhouse to the nose. Dancer laughs!
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+Bot-209820 annoys Dancer with a stiff left to the temple.
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+Dancer hurts Bot-209820 with a pair of blows to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom's Little Lost Dancer landed 15 of 22 punches, and BOT-209820 landed 37 of 37 punches.
BOT-209820 won the round 10-9
BOT-209820 is winning the fight 30-27
Dancer doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-209820 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash above the left eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 4
Dancer grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Bot-209820 comes out fighting.
+Bot-209820 clocks Dancer with a volley of quick shots to the jaw.
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+Bot-209820 annoys Dancer with a barrage of furious punches to the jaw.
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+Bot-209820 grazes Dancer with a barrage of loud shots to the face.
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+Bot-209820 wakes up the fans with a flurry of powerful shots to the head. Dancer grimaces in pain.
Bot-209820 tries to attack, but Dancer hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dancer lashes out with a pair of blows to the temple, but Bot-209820 blocks.
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+Dancer slams Bot-209820 with a barrage of stinging punches to the chin.
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Bot-209820 tries to attack, but Dancer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-209820 annoys Dancer with a series of nasty punches to the nose. Dancer retreats to the far corner.
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+Dancer lands a pair of stinging shots to the chin.
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Bot-209820 tries to attack, but Dancer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom's Little Lost Dancer landed 16 of 22 punches, and BOT-209820 landed 32 of 43 punches.
BOT-209820 won the round 10-9
BOT-209820 is winning the fight 40-36
Dancer doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-209820 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the left eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 5
Dancer grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Bot-209820 comes out fighting.
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-Dancer fires a volley of right shots to the nose, but Bot-209820 stays away from it.
+Bot-209820 suprises Dancer with a commanding left to the eye.
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-Bot-209820 tries to land a series of punches to the temple, but Dancer deftly avoits it.
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+Dancer attacks with a stinging straight right to the eye. Bot-209820 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Bot-209820 tries to attack, but Dancer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-209820 hammers Dancer with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Bot-209820 tosses a pair of heavy punches to the eye.
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+Bot-209820 hits with a volley of punches to the chin.
Bot-209820 tries to attack, but Dancer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dancer hits with a volley of blows to the face.
Dancer lands a crashing cross to the jaw and Bot-209820 drops like a stone!!
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Bot-209820 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Bot-209820 tattoos Dancer with a volley of painful blows to the head. Dancer gets mad!
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+Bot-209820 lands a series of wild blows to the nose.
+Bot-209820 throws a off balance jab to the nose.
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-Bot-209820 tries a straight right to the eye, but Dancer deftly avoits it.
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Bot-209820 tries to attack, but Dancer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-209820 is obviously tired. He has gash above the left eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
The doctor won't let BOT-209820 continue the fight! Duke of Dorkdom's Little Lost Dancer wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: BOT-209820 10-9
Round 2: BOT-209820 10-9
Round 3: BOT-209820 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: BOT-209820 10-9
Round 2: BOT-209820 10-9
Round 3: BOT-209820 10-9
Round 4: BOT-209820 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: BOT-209820 10-9
Round 2: BOT-209820 10-9
Round 3: BOT-209820 10-9
Round 4: BOT-209820 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom's Little Lost Dancer wins by a technical knockout!
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