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Public Fight Report Match Tuesday, July 9, 2024 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 113 pounds (51 kilograms) is Kino Der Toten!! The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley. ROUND 1 Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Toten tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) +Dorkness 3 hits with a barrage of nasty blows to the ribs. Toten tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... +Toten nails Dorkness 3 with an elbow! The audience is howling! ... ... Toten tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them. +Dorkness 3 whacks Toten with a flurry of strong shots to the stomach. Dorkness 3 lands a devestating blow to the head and Toten's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 3 can't remember which corner is his. Toten can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye. Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a knockout!