Currently Online:

Public Fight Report Match Monday, July 8, 2024 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Big Boy Part Thirty One!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!! The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern. ROUND 1 Big Boy Part Thirty One throws everything he's got! (all-out) Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) +Dorkness 2 tags Big Boy Part Thirty One with a volley of punches to the ribs. Dorkness 2 lands a well placed right smash to the jaw and Big Boy Part Thirty One is lifted off his feet and onto his back!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Big Boy Part Thirty One can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. Dorkness 2 can't remember which corner is his. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose. Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a knockout!