Public Fight Report
(Super-Featherweight) Pablo "Siri" Solis defeated Army of Dorkness 4 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Wednesday, June 26, 2024In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Pablo "Siri" Solis!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Dorkness 4 attacks with a series of shots to the stomach. Siri hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 lands a loud straight right to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 charges with a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Siri quickly backs away.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 5 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 10 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9
Siri doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 2
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a volley of left blows to the chest, but misses.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Siri lands a pair of blows to the chest.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 lands a barrage of stiff shots to the solar plexus. Siri asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but Siri ties him up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 5 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 8 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18
Siri remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 4 looks exhausted.
ROUND 3
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Siri hits with a flurry of glancing punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Siri hides behind his gloves.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a pair of blows to the ribs, but Siri ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 4 charges with a volley of shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 4 pounds Siri with a pair of vicious punches to the ribs!
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pablo "Siri" Solis landed 6 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 6 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-27
Siri remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 4 receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 4
Siri covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dorkness 4 lunges with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Siri ducks.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 launches a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but Siri stays away from it.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Siri tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Siri attacks with a barrage of strong blows to the nose!
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-Dorkness 4 charges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Siri leaps aside.
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+Siri clocks Dorkness 4 with a barrage of blows to the head. Siri strikes at will! Dorkness 4's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Pablo "Siri" Solis wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Siri remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 4 can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Pablo "Siri" Solis wins by a technical knockout!
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