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Public Fight Report Match Tuesday, June 25, 2024 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 113 pounds (51 kilograms) is Kino Der Toten!! The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane. ROUND 1 Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Toten tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) ... +Toten wallops Dorkness 3 with a pair of quick blows to the head. Dorkness 3 beats a hasty retreat. +Toten lands a series of solid combinations to the face. Dorkness 3 quickly recovers. Toten lands a mighty left blow to the head and Dorkness 3 hurtles to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX Dorkness 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Toten attacks with a barrage of furious punches to the eye. Toten lands a mighty right blow to the head and Dorkness 3 collapses!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Kino Der Toten wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 3 can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the left eye. Toten can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye. Kino Der Toten wins by a knockout!