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Public Fight Report

(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 2 defeated Coal Cracker Eddy by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, June 10, 2024

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Coal Cracker Eddy!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Coal is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Coal tosses a pair of glancing punches to the chest.
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+Coal wakes up the fans with a barrage of solid punches to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 2 annoys Coal with a flurry of quick punches to the stomach.
Dorkness 2 lands a beautiful uppercut and Coal is knocked out of the ring!!

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Coal struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkness 2 launches a pair of punches to the stomach, but Coal narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkness 2 clocks Coal with a jab to the stomach.
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Coal tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coal tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coal tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but Coal blocks.
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+Dorkness 2 hammers Coal with a pair of stiff shots to the ribs.
Dorkness 2 lands a beautiful left haymaker and Coal bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 2 is slowing down.

Coal collapses limply onto his stool.





Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a knockout!