Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated The Greatest Never by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Friday, May 31, 2024In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is The Greatest Never!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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-Slammer attacks with a pair of right blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never pounds Slammer with a glancing roundhouse to the chest.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Never hits with a series of light blows to the solar plexus.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never lunges with a series of shots to the stomach, but Slammer escapes.
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-Never tries a flurry of blows to the chest, but Slammer covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 12 of 23 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 9 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 10-9
Never grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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-Slammer probes with a volley of shots to the stomach, but Never hides behind his gloves.
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-Never paws a volley of right blows to the chest, but Slammer escapes.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never fires a pair of quick blows to the stomach.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never probes with a pair of shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Never scores with a series of wild shots to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 11 of 24 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 9 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 20-18
Never is slowing down.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
-Never throws a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never throws a pair of nice shots to the ribs!
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never probes with a pair of right shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Never charges with a series of shots to the ribs, but Slammer ducks.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 7 of 25 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 30-27
Never receives medical attention from his trainer.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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+Slammer backs up Never with a volley of punches to the stomach. Never beats a hasty retreat. Slammer drops his guard and pounds away! Never falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Never can't remember which corner is his.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!
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