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(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Mike "Juanma" McBee by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Wednesday, May 29, 2024

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 123 pounds (56 kilograms) is Mike "Juanma" McBee!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Juanma fights inside. (inside)

+Dorkness 5 nails Juanma with a pair of combinations to the head.
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+Juanma pounds Dorkness 5 with a series of commanding blows to the temple.
+Dorkness 5 lands a volley of stiff combinations to the nose.
-Juanma launches a barrage of shots to the chin, but Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
+Dorkness 5 catches Juanma with a barrage of combinations to the mouth. Juanma quickly recovers.
Dorkness 5 lands a devestating punch in the nose and Juanma is flattened!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his.

Juanma can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye.





Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!