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Public Fight Report Match Monday, May 27, 2024 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Charles Schumer!! The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady. ROUND 1 Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Schumer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Straw tries to attack, but Schumer hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +Straw hammers Schumer with a flurry of solid combinations to the jaw!! Straw lands a vicious right cross to the jaw and Schumer is knocked out of the ring!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Straw can't remember which corner is his. Schumer can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!