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(Strawweight) JHV defeated Straw Dork Boom III by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Monday, May 20, 2024

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 50 pounds (23 kilograms) is JHV!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Jhv covers up.
Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Straw lunges with a combination to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Straw pokes Jhv with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Straw throws a series of right punches to the chin, but Jhv hides behind his gloves.
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+Straw throws a series of wild shots to the chin.
Straw lands a vicious blow to the head and Jhv goes over backwards!!

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Jhv struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Straw probes with a barrage of right combinations to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Straw charges with a pair of combinations to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Jhv takes charge with a flurry of combinations to the jaw.
+Straw tosses a barrage of combinations to the mouth.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

JHV landed 4 of 8 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 10 of 29 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-8

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 10-8


Jhv doesn't even want to rest!

Straw is slowing down.



ROUND 2

Jhv covers up.
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Jhv launches a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Straw ties him up.
Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw paws a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but misses.
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-Straw throws a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Jhv narrowly avoids it
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw launches a volley of left punches to the chest, but Jhv stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

JHV landed 3 of 7 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 2 of 17 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 20-17


Jhv doesn't even want to rest!

Straw looks exhausted.



ROUND 3

Jhv covers up.
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw throws a volley of blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Straw throws a pair of right shots to the chest, but misses.
Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw charges with a series of left punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw lashes out with a volley of shots to the ribs, but Jhv narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

JHV landed 4 of 8 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 3 of 24 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 30-26


Jhv doesn't even want to rest!

Straw receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 4

Jhv covers up.
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Jhv steps aside and laughs.
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-Straw lunges with a pair of blows to the ribs, but Jhv quickly backs away.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attempts a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw fires a pair of right shots to the stomach, but Jhv ties him up.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

JHV landed 5 of 8 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 2 of 25 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 40-35


Jhv doesn't even want to rest!

Straw can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 5

Jhv covers up.
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw attempts a right to the ribs, but Jhv hides behind his gloves.
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-Straw charges with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Jhv leaps aside.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jhv scores with a flurry of vicious punches to the face! Straw laughs!
Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jhv fires a flurry of furious shots to the temple. Straw seems wobbly! Jhv attacks like a wild man! Straw begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
JHV wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Jhv doesn't even want to rest!

Straw can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-8
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-8
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-8
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9

JHV wins by a technical knockout!