Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated The Greatest Never by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Friday, May 17, 2024In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is The Greatest Never!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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-Slammer probes with a flurry of right blows to the head, but comes up empty.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never backs up Slammer with a pair of off balance blows to the chest! Slammer backpedals to his own corner.
+Never punches Slammer with a series of shots to the solar plexus. Slammer sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Never launches a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 13 of 22 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 9 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 10-9
Never grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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-Never lashes out with a volley of shots to the ribs, but Slammer stays away from it.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never slams Slammer with a pair of vicious shots to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 10 of 25 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 7 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 20-18
Never is slowing down.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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-Never charges with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Never probes with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Never jolts Slammer with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never charges with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Slammer ducks.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but Slammer covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 7 of 26 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 30-27
Never receives medical attention from his trainer.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Never launches a volley of left blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Never launches a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but Slammer ties him up.
-Never paws a volley of blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Never launches a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Slammer backs out of it.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slammer annoys Never with a barrage of off balance blows to the mouth!! Slammer strikes at will! Never's manager throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Never can't remember which corner is his.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!
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