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(Super-Featherweight) It's a Joey VI defeated Army of Dorkness 4 by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Wednesday, May 8, 2024

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is It's a Joey VI!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
It's is brawling. (inside)

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+It's hits with a series of commanding punches to the mouth.
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-It's probes with a volley of right blows to the nose, but misses completely.
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It's tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+It's hits Dorkness 4 with a barrage of stiff punches to the mouth.
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+It's hits with Dorkness 4 with a bite to the ear! This is terrible!
+It's suprises Dorkness 4 with a series of glancing shots to the face.
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+It's pops Dorkness 4 with a barrage of nasty shots to the temple.
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+It's tattoos Dorkness 4 with a pair of loud shots to the nose.
It's lands a mighty smash to the jaw and Dorkness 4's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
It's a Joey VI wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 4 can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the right eye.

It's can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.





It's a Joey VI wins by a knockout!