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(Middleweight) The Hitchhiker VI defeated Chris Joehana by knockout (KO) in round 5.

Match Friday, April 26, 2024

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is The Hitchhiker VI!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Chris Joehana!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

The Hitchhiker Vi clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Joehana is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Joehana attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but The Hitchhiker Vi leaps aside.
+The Hitchhiker Vi hits with a series of blows to the nose.
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+Joehana whacks The Hitchhiker Vi with a pair of vicious punches to the chin. The Hitchhiker Vi asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Joehana tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+The Hitchhiker Vi catches Joehana with a pair of commanding shots to the nose. Joehana shakes his head to clear it.
+Joehana backs up The Hitchhiker Vi with a flurry of glancing punches to the jaw.
+Joehana scores with a flurry of powerful punches to the chin.
+Joehana punches The Hitchhiker Vi with a flurry of quick punches to the temple.
Joehana tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Hitchhiker Vi hammers Joehana with a series of blows to the nose.
Joehana tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Joehana smashes The Hitchhiker Vi with a volley of hard punches to the temple.
Joehana tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Joehana hits with a flurry of powerful blows to the nose.
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-The Hitchhiker Vi tries to land a flurry of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
Joehana tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Hitchhiker Vi lands a pair of heavy blows to the face.
The Hitchhiker Vi lands a cruel cross to the jaw and Joehana's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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SIX
Joehana struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Joehana hammers The Hitchhiker Vi with a barrage of wild punches to the face.
Joehana tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Joehana connects with a flurry of strong punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Hitchhiker VI landed 17 of 23 punches, and Chris Joehana landed 34 of 55 punches.

The Hitchhiker VI won the round 10-8

The Hitchhiker VI is winning the fight 10-8


The Hitchhiker Vi doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a fractured nose.

Joehana doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

The Hitchhiker Vi clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Joehana is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Joehana hits The Hitchhiker Vi with a loud uppercut to the jaw. The Hitchhiker Vi covers up.
+Joehana wakes up the fans with The Hitchhiker Vi with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
Joehana tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Joehana tags The Hitchhiker Vi with a barrage of powerful punches to the nose.
+The Hitchhiker Vi nails Joehana with a barrage of blows to the stomach! Joehana shakes his head to clear it.
Joehana tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Joehana probes with a pair of punches to the head, but only hits air.
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+Joehana throws a vicious left to the mouth.
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Joehana tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.
Joehana tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Hitchhiker Vi tosses a flurry of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Joehana staggers The Hitchhiker Vi with a left to the head. The Hitchhiker Vi hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-The Hitchhiker Vi attempts a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Joehana beats a hasty retreat.
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Joehana tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Joehana throws a pair of left punches to the temple, but to no avail.
+Joehana fires a flurry of punches to the face.
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+The Hitchhiker Vi punches Joehana with a volley of punches to the stomach!
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+Joehana lands a series of solid punches to the temple. The Hitchhiker Vi sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Hitchhiker VI landed 17 of 25 punches, and Chris Joehana landed 32 of 57 punches.

Chris Joehana won the round 10-9

The Hitchhiker VI is winning the fight 19-18


The Hitchhiker Vi doesn't even want to rest! He has a fractured nose.

Joehana grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

The Hitchhiker Vi clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Joehana is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Joehana tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Joehana fires a barrage of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
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Joehana tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.

Joehana tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Joehana wakes up the fans with a volley of nice shots to the nose.
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-Joehana probes with a barrage of left punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+The Hitchhiker Vi hits with a series of punches to the stomach!
+The Hitchhiker Vi pounds Joehana with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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+Joehana slams The Hitchhiker Vi with a volley of vicious punches to the nose!
-Joehana attempts a series of shots to the eye, but to no avail.
+The Hitchhiker Vi throws Joehana with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Joehana tries a pair of right blows to the eye, but to no avail.
+The Hitchhiker Vi lands a barrage of vicious punches to the chest.
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+Joehana throws a barrage of painful punches to the head. The Hitchhiker Vi sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-The Hitchhiker Vi attempts a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Joehana narrowly avoids it
+Joehana tags The Hitchhiker Vi with a volley of powerful punches to the mouth.
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Joehana tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Hitchhiker Vi hits Joehana with a volley of solid shots to the solar plexus.
+Joehana connects with a pair of punches to the face.
-The Hitchhiker Vi throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Joehana tattoos The Hitchhiker Vi with a volley of shots to the mouth.
-Joehana paws a flurry of right punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Hitchhiker VI landed 23 of 31 punches, and Chris Joehana landed 34 of 66 punches.

The Hitchhiker VI won the round 10-9

The Hitchhiker VI is winning the fight 29-27


The Hitchhiker Vi doesn't even want to rest! He has a fractured nose.

Joehana is slowing down.



ROUND 4

The Hitchhiker Vi clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Joehana is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Joehana tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Joehana lunges with a pair of right shots to the nose, but goes wide.
+The Hitchhiker Vi hits with a right to the ribs. Joehana is hurt!
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+Joehana strikes with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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Joehana tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Joehana lashes out with a series of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
Joehana tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Hitchhiker Vi backs up Joehana with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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+Joehana jolts The Hitchhiker Vi with a series of solid punches to the face.
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+Joehana suprises The Hitchhiker Vi with a flurry of hard punches to the chin.
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-The Hitchhiker Vi tries a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but Joehana ducks just in time.
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-Joehana probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but The Hitchhiker Vi steps aside and laughs.
+Joehana hits with a volley of mean punches to the nose.
-Joehana launches a left jab to the temple, but only hits air.
+The Hitchhiker Vi hurts Joehana with a series of light punches to the chest. Joehana grimaces in pain.
Joehana tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.
Joehana tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Joehana wakes up the fans with a series of heavy punches to the nose.
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+The Hitchhiker Vi pummels Joehana with a series of light punches to the stomach. Joehana asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Joehana tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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Joehana tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+The Hitchhiker Vi stuns Joehana with a volley of hard blows to the solar plexus!! Joehana laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Hitchhiker VI landed 26 of 33 punches, and Chris Joehana landed 24 of 65 punches.

The Hitchhiker VI won the round 10-9

The Hitchhiker VI is winning the fight 39-36


The Hitchhiker Vi doesn't even want to rest! He has a fractured nose.

Joehana collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 5

The Hitchhiker Vi fights inside. (inside)
Joehana is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Joehana lunges with a volley of punches to the face, but to no avail.
-Joehana tries a series of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+The Hitchhiker Vi nails Joehana with a vicious uppercut to the chin. Joehana sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
The Hitchhiker Vi lands a bone crushing haymaker and Joehana is knocked out of the ring!!

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TEN
He's Out!
The Hitchhiker VI wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
The Hitchhiker Vi doesn't even want to rest! He has a fractured nose.

Joehana can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Hitchhiker VI 10-8
Round 2: Chris Joehana 10-9
Round 3: The Hitchhiker VI 10-9
Round 4: The Hitchhiker VI 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Hitchhiker VI 10-8
Round 2: Chris Joehana 10-9
Round 3: The Hitchhiker VI 10-9
Round 4: The Hitchhiker VI 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Hitchhiker VI 10-8
Round 2: Chris Joehana 10-9
Round 3: The Hitchhiker VI 10-9
Round 4: The Hitchhiker VI 10-9

The Hitchhiker VI wins by a knockout!