Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) I dont get it lol defeated Minute Bowl by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Saturday, April 20, 2024In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 916 pounds (415 kilograms) is I dont get it lol!!
In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Minute probes with a right jab to the mouth, but falls short.
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-I Dont Get It Lol attempts a pair of left punches to the face, but to no avail.
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-I Dont Get It Lol tries to land a volley of punches to the face, but Minute ties him up.
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+Minute lands a barrage of vicious punches to the eye.
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-Minute probes with a series of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Minute smashes I Dont Get It Lol with a pair of nice punches to the face.
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-Minute probes with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but I Dont Get It Lol deftly avoits it.
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-I Dont Get It Lol attempts a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Minute leaps aside.
+I Dont Get It Lol jolts Minute with a pair of punches to the face.
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-Minute lunges with a flurry of punches to the head, but I Dont Get It Lol backs out of it.
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-Minute launches a series of left punches to the ribs, but I Dont Get It Lol covers himself well.
+I Dont Get It Lol pummels Minute with a strong jab to the eye!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I dont get it lol landed 16 of 33 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 16 of 45 punches.
I dont get it lol won the round 10-9
I dont get it lol is winning the fight 10-9
I Dont Get It Lol doesn't want to stop fighting!
Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Minute wallops I Dont Get It Lol with a pair of commanding punches to the ribs!! I Dont Get It Lol sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-I Dont Get It Lol attacks with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Minute wakes up the fans with a pair of stiff shots to the temple.
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-Minute throws a series of punches to the eye, but I Dont Get It Lol ducks.
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-I Dont Get It Lol tries to land a right roundhouse to the ribs, but Minute ties him up.
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+I Dont Get It Lol hits with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+I Dont Get It Lol strikes with a barrage of punches to the chest. Minute backpedals to his own corner.
-I Dont Get It Lol probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
-Minute attempts a series of left punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Minute paws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
+I Dont Get It Lol smashes Minute with a pair of painful punches to the ribs!
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-Minute attacks with a series of left punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I dont get it lol landed 16 of 31 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 14 of 38 punches.
I dont get it lol won the round 10-9
I dont get it lol is winning the fight 20-18
I Dont Get It Lol doesn't even want to rest!
Minute is obviously tired.
ROUND 3
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Minute throws a pair of left punches to the jaw, but misses.
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-Minute tries a volley of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+I Dont Get It Lol pokes Minute with a mean straight right to the chest.
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-Minute throws a series of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
+Minute pokes I Dont Get It Lol with a flurry of stinging punches to the temple.
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+I Dont Get It Lol smacks Minute with a flurry of painful punches to the chest.
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-Minute probes with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Minute lunges with a series of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Minute paws a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but I Dont Get It Lol narrowly avoids it
+I Dont Get It Lol nails Minute with a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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-Minute charges with a series of punches to the jaw, but I Dont Get It Lol escapes.
+Minute throws a volley of punches to the nose. I Dont Get It Lol doesn't seem bothered.
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-I Dont Get It Lol attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
+I Dont Get It Lol hits Minute with a barrage of loud punches to the solar plexus. Minute laughs!
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-I Dont Get It Lol throws a series of left punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I dont get it lol landed 17 of 31 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 11 of 45 punches.
I dont get it lol won the round 10-9
I dont get it lol is winning the fight 30-27
I Dont Get It Lol remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Minute looks exhausted.
ROUND 4
I Dont Get It Lol backpedals and jabs.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Minute solidly lands a series of wild blows to the jaw.
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-Minute tries a volley of punches to the chin, but I Dont Get It Lol ducks.
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-Minute attempts a barrage of right punches to the head, but I Dont Get It Lol quickly backs away.
-Minute tries a volley of right punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
-Minute throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but I Dont Get It Lol hides behind his gloves.
-Minute attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but I Dont Get It Lol steps aside and laughs.
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-Minute attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Minute fires a cross to the solar plexus, but I Dont Get It Lol beats a hasty retreat.
-Minute charges with a volley of punches to the chest, but I Dont Get It Lol quickly backs away.
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-Minute attempts a pair of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
-Minute lunges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Minute attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
-Minute throws a pair of left punches to the temple, but only hits air.
-Minute tries to land a series of punches to the chin, but I Dont Get It Lol ducks.
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-Minute paws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but I Dont Get It Lol narrowly avoids it
+I Dont Get It Lol pops Minute with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I dont get it lol landed 6 of 8 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 8 of 64 punches.
Minute Bowl won the round 10-9
I dont get it lol is winning the fight 39-37
I Dont Get It Lol doesn't even want to rest!
Minute collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 5
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+I Dont Get It Lol hits Minute with a flurry of punches to the chest.
I Dont Get It Lol lands a thundering left hook and Minute's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Minute struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+I Dont Get It Lol hits with a barrage of shots to the ribs. I Dont Get It Lol is hammering relentlessly! Minute begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
I dont get it lol wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
I Dont Get It Lol remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Minute can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 3: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 3: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 3: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
I dont get it lol wins by a technical knockout!
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