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(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated The Greatest Never by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Friday, April 19, 2024

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is The Greatest Never!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.

Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slammer lashes out with a series of right blows to the temple, but Never takes it in the forearms.
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-Never lashes out with a uppercut to the ribs, but Slammer stays away from it.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never belts Slammer with a series of light punches to the ribs.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never hurts Slammer with a flurry of powerful blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Greatest Never landed 15 of 25 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches.

The Greatest Never won the round 10-9

The Greatest Never is winning the fight 10-9


Never grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Slammer doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 2

Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.

+Never grazes Slammer with a barrage of quick punches to the ribs.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never tries a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Slammer beats a hasty retreat.
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-Slammer tries to land a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Never covers himself well.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never charges with a volley of left shots to the stomach, but Slammer deftly avoits it.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Greatest Never landed 10 of 23 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches.

The Greatest Never won the round 10-9

The Greatest Never is winning the fight 20-18


Never is slowing down.

Slammer doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 3

Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.

Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never hits with a volley of blows to the stomach.
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-Never attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Never fires a series of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slammer fires a pair of right blows to the chin, but Never narrowly avoids it
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-Never throws a pair of blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Greatest Never landed 8 of 24 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches.

The Greatest Never won the round 10-9

The Greatest Never is winning the fight 30-27


Never receives medical attention from his trainer.

Slammer doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 4

Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.

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-Never throws a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Slammer backs out of it.
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-Never lashes out with a series of right blows to the ribs, but Slammer blocks.
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-Never attempts a series of blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slammer scores with a barrage of blows to the nose. Slammer attacks like a wild man! Never begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Never can't remember which corner is his.

Slammer doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9

Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!