logo

Currently Online:


Public Fight Report

(Middleweight) Lord of Hyrule defeated Chris Joehana by knockout (KO) in round 5.

Match Friday, April 12, 2024

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Chris Joehana!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 159 pounds (72 kilograms) is Lord of Hyrule!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Joehana is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hyrule clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Joehana lashes out with a volley of mean punches to the nose!
...
...
Joehana tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.

...
...
...
...
+Hyrule drills Joehana with a series of light punches to the mouth. Joehana sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Joehana hits with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Joehana hits Hyrule with a flurry of powerful punches to the temple.
+Hyrule belts Joehana with a volley of nice blows to the jaw.
...
...
-Joehana fires a roundhouse to the head, but goes wide.
...
...
...
...
+Joehana throws a pair of punches to the chin.
...
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
...
...
Joehana tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Hyrule throws a flurry of blows to the jaw.
Joehana tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.

...
...
...
Joehana tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
Joehana tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
Joehana tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hyrule clocks Joehana with a flurry of off balance shots to the jaw.
Hyrule lands a well placed cross to the jaw and Joehana is knocked out of the ring!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN
Joehana struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
...
-Joehana throws a pair of right punches to the head, but Hyrule quickly backs away.
-Joehana launches a volley of right punches to the chin, but Hyrule ducks just in time.
Joehana tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
-Joehana attacks with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Hyrule ducks.
...
+Joehana whacks Hyrule with a volley of nice punches to the face.
+Hyrule grazes Joehana with a volley of mean punches to the mouth.
Hyrule lands a cruel left haymaker and Joehana is knocked off his feet!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Joehana struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Hyrule grazes Joehana with a volley of punches to the jaw. Joehana backpedals to his own corner.
+Joehana hurts Hyrule with a furious cross to the eye!!
+Joehana hits with a pair of punches to the temple! Hyrule is hurt!
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Chris Joehana landed 25 of 55 punches, and Lord of Hyrule landed 23 of 23 punches.

Lord of Hyrule won the round 10-7

Lord of Hyrule is winning the fight 10-7


Joehana doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.

Hyrule doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Joehana is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hyrule clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Joehana jars Hyrule with a series of painful punches to the mouth.
...
Joehana tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Hyrule strikes with a flurry of vicious punches to the chest.
...
...
...
-Joehana lashes out with a series of left punches to the jaw, but misses.
...
...
Joehana tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Joehana fires a flurry of shots to the mouth.
+Hyrule wakes up the fans with a series of heavy shots to the solar plexus!
...
-Joehana launches a jab to the chin, but to no avail.
...
...
+Hyrule hurts Joehana with a pair of shots to the stomach.
...
...
...
Joehana tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
Joehana tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Joehana punches Hyrule with a barrage of nice punches to the jaw.
Joehana tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.

Joehana tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
Joehana tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
Joehana tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.

...
...
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Hyrule drills Joehana with a series of vicious punches to the solar plexus!
...
...
+Joehana punches Hyrule with a nice left to the head. Hyrule beats a hasty retreat.
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Chris Joehana landed 21 of 56 punches, and Lord of Hyrule landed 22 of 22 punches.

Lord of Hyrule won the round 10-9

Lord of Hyrule is winning the fight 20-16


Joehana grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.

Hyrule remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Joehana is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hyrule clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Hyrule hits with a flurry of hard shots to the stomach!
...
+Hyrule rocks Joehana with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
...
...
+Hyrule pops Joehana with a series of commanding punches to the ribs.
...
+Hyrule belts Joehana with a barrage of blows to the chest. Joehana doesn't seem bothered.
-Joehana paws a pair of left punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-Joehana attempts a flurry of blows to the nose, but misses.
...
Joehana tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
Joehana tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Joehana throws a barrage of vicious punches to the head.
...
...
+Hyrule slams Joehana with a series of light punches to the stomach.
...
...
...
...
-Joehana attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
+Hyrule rocks Joehana with a volley of stiff punches to the stomach! Joehana shakes his head to clear it.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Joehana probes with a pair of shots to the jaw, but falls short.
...
Joehana tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
Joehana tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
...
+Joehana jolts Hyrule with a barrage of punches to the temple!
+Joehana annoys Hyrule with a flurry of painful blows to the mouth. Hyrule is hurt!
...
+Joehana tosses a volley of heavy punches to the eye. Hyrule falls against the ropes!
...
-Joehana charges with a series of left punches to the chin, but Hyrule escapes.
...
-Hyrule tries a series of punches to the ribs, but Joehana steps aside.
-Joehana paws a series of right shots to the jaw, but comes up empty.
...
-Joehana attacks with a straight right to the chin, but to no avail.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Chris Joehana landed 22 of 64 punches, and Lord of Hyrule landed 26 of 32 punches.

Lord of Hyrule won the round 10-9

Lord of Hyrule is winning the fight 30-25


Joehana is slowing down. He has a bloody lip.

Hyrule grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Joehana is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hyrule clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Hyrule stuns Joehana with a flurry of solid shots to the chest.
...
Joehana tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
Joehana tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.

...
...
-Joehana fires a volley of left punches to the eye, but Hyrule ties him up.
-Joehana lashes out with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Hyrule steps aside and laughs.
-Joehana probes with a series of shots to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Joehana tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
Joehana tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.

...
+Hyrule jolts Joehana with a flurry of stiff punches to the stomach.
...
...
+Joehana pounds Hyrule with a flurry of nasty shots to the mouth.
...
+Joehana tags Hyrule with a volley of punches to the jaw.
...
-Joehana tries to land a pair of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
...
...
...
+Joehana wallops Hyrule with a pair of punches to the eye.
...
+Joehana hammers Hyrule with a pair of punches to the temple.
-Joehana attempts a volley of left punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
...
+Hyrule hits with a quick cross to the stomach.
...
...
Joehana tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.

Joehana tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hyrule fires a vicious roundhouse to the chest. Joehana ignores it.
...
...
+ The fighters exchange blows to the mouth.
...
+Hyrule jars Joehana with a barrage of loud blows to the stomach. Joehana laughs!
...
...
...
...
+Hyrule tosses a solid right to the stomach.
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Chris Joehana landed 21 of 72 punches, and Lord of Hyrule landed 29 of 32 punches.

Lord of Hyrule won the round 10-9

Lord of Hyrule is winning the fight 40-34


Joehana collapses limply onto his stool. He has a bloody lip.

Hyrule grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Joehana is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hyrule fights inside. (inside)

...
...
...
+Joehana throws a volley of stiff punches to the chin.
...
+Hyrule lands a nasty hook to the nose.
Hyrule lands a crashing left smash to the jaw and Joehana is flattened!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE

TEN
He's Out!
Lord of Hyrule wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Joehana can't remember which corner is his. He has cut below the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Hyrule is obviously tired.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Hyrule 10-7
Round 2: Lord of Hyrule 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Hyrule 10-9
Round 4: Lord of Hyrule 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Hyrule 10-7
Round 2: Lord of Hyrule 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Hyrule 10-9
Round 4: Lord of Hyrule 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Hyrule 10-7
Round 2: Lord of Hyrule 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Hyrule 10-9
Round 4: Lord of Hyrule 10-9

Lord of Hyrule wins by a knockout!