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Public Fight Report Match Wednesday, March 27, 2024 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!! In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 125 pounds (57 kilograms) is Mike "Machine Gun" Watkins!! The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady. ROUND 1 Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Machine Gun fights inside. (inside) +Dorkness 5 staggers Machine Gun with a pair of vicious combinations to the chin. Machine Gun sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" Dorkness 5 lands a tremendous left smash to the jaw and Machine Gun falls to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his. Machine Gun can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the left eye. Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!