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(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated I dont get it lol by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Saturday, March 23, 2024

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 916 pounds (415 kilograms) is I dont get it lol!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+I Dont Get It Lol smashes Minute with a jab to the head. Minute quickly recovers.
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-Minute attempts a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Minute smashes I Dont Get It Lol with a pair of commanding punches to the chin.
-I Dont Get It Lol attacks with a volley of punches to the nose, but Minute escapes.
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-Minute attempts a pair of left shots to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Minute throws a flurry of left punches to the nose, but I Dont Get It Lol deftly avoits it.
-Minute paws a pair of left punches to the chin, but I Dont Get It Lol quickly backs away.
-I Dont Get It Lol tries to land a flurry of left punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Minute pokes I Dont Get It Lol with a flurry of glancing punches to the temple.
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+I Dont Get It Lol hits Minute with a volley of off balance blows to the chin. Minute sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
I Dont Get It Lol lands a beautiful left haymaker and Minute goes over backwards!!

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Minute struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Minute catches I Dont Get It Lol with a flurry of nasty punches to the jaw!
+I Dont Get It Lol hits with a series of stiff punches to the mouth.
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-Minute fires a series of punches to the jaw, but I Dont Get It Lol quickly backs away.
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-I Dont Get It Lol attacks with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Minute covers himself well.
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+I Dont Get It Lol punches Minute with a pair of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I dont get it lol landed 15 of 32 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 14 of 37 punches.

I dont get it lol won the round 10-8

I dont get it lol is winning the fight 10-8


I Dont Get It Lol is obviously tired.

Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-I Dont Get It Lol attempts a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Minute blocks.
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-Minute attempts a series of left punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Minute attempts a pair of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-I Dont Get It Lol paws a pair of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Minute smashes I Dont Get It Lol with a pair of nice punches to the face.
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+Minute lashes out with a barrage of wild punches to the ribs!
+I Dont Get It Lol hammers Minute with a volley of hard punches to the solar plexus.
-I Dont Get It Lol attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but Minute steps aside.
-Minute tries to land a flurry of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Minute launches a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
-I Dont Get It Lol probes with a pair of left punches to the chest, but Minute quickly backs away.
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-I Dont Get It Lol tries to land a right straight right to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I dont get it lol landed 11 of 35 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 16 of 40 punches.

I dont get it lol won the round 10-9

I dont get it lol is winning the fight 20-17


I Dont Get It Lol collapses limply onto his stool.

Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

I Dont Get It Lol backpedals and jabs.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Minute attempts a pair of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Minute throws a barrage of right punches to the head, but to no avail.
+Minute strikes with a volley of commanding punches to the jaw.
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-I Dont Get It Lol tries to land a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
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-Minute throws a flurry of left punches to the nose, but I Dont Get It Lol steps aside and laughs.
-Minute throws a series of left punches to the chin, but I Dont Get It Lol steps aside.
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-Minute tries to land a left cross to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Minute tries to land a volley of right punches to the nose, but I Dont Get It Lol steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I dont get it lol landed 2 of 8 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 17 of 44 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

I dont get it lol is winning the fight 29-27


I Dont Get It Lol collapses limply onto his stool.

Minute is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Minute throws a barrage of right punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Minute tries a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but I Dont Get It Lol escapes.
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-Minute attempts a series of right punches to the mouth, but I Dont Get It Lol stays away from it.
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+I Dont Get It Lol nails Minute with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Minute pounds I Dont Get It Lol with a flurry of strong punches to the eye.
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-Minute attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but misses.
-Minute attempts a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but I Dont Get It Lol covers himself well.
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-I Dont Get It Lol lunges with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+I Dont Get It Lol punches Minute with a barrage of powerful punches to the ribs.
-I Dont Get It Lol attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Minute lands a barrage of light punches to the jaw.
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+Minute jars I Dont Get It Lol with a series of glancing punches to the face!
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+Minute clocks I Dont Get It Lol with a volley of stinging punches to the head.
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-Minute probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
-I Dont Get It Lol paws a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Minute backs out of it.
-I Dont Get It Lol paws a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
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-Minute attempts a flurry of punches to the temple, but I Dont Get It Lol quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I dont get it lol landed 10 of 31 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 23 of 69 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

I dont get it lol is winning the fight 38-37


I Dont Get It Lol can't remember which corner is his.

Minute looks exhausted.



ROUND 5

I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-I Dont Get It Lol throws a left right to the ribs, but Minute ducks just in time.
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+Minute pounds I Dont Get It Lol with a series of punches to the nose. Minute attacks like a wild man! I Dont Get It Lol is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
I Dont Get It Lol can't remember which corner is his.

Minute collapses limply onto his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-8
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-8
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-8
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9

Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!