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(Featherweight) Rosion defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Wednesday, March 20, 2024

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 123 pounds (56 kilograms) is Rosion!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Rosion covers up.

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+Dorkness 5 drills Rosion with a series of combinations to the chin! Rosion is hurt!
+Rosion grazes Dorkness 5 with a vicious jab to the face. Dorkness 5 laughs!
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a series of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a flurry of combinations to the eye, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 5 drills Rosion with a flurry of strong combinations to the jaw. Rosion hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 5 hits Rosion with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Dorkness 5 throws a pair of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 14 of 34 punches, and Rosion landed 5 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 5 is slowing down.

Rosion doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Rosion covers up.

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-Dorkness 5 probes with a volley of left combinations to the solar plexus, but Rosion blocks.
+Dorkness 5 wallops Rosion with a series of stiff blows to the stomach!
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+Rosion smacks Dorkness 5 with a series of powerful shots to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a pair of shots to the stomach, but falls short.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 6 of 25 punches, and Rosion landed 5 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 5 receives medical attention from his trainer.

Rosion doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Rosion covers up.

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-Dorkness 5 probes with a left jab to the chest, but Rosion beats a hasty retreat.
-Dorkness 5 throws a flurry of left combinations to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Rosion connects with a flurry of shots to the eye. Rosion is raining blows! Dorkness 5 starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Rosion wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his.

Rosion doesn't want to stop fighting!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9

Rosion wins by a technical knockout!