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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated Body Breaker by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Wednesday, March 20, 2024

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 129 pounds (59 kilograms) is Body Breaker!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Breaker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 4 attacks with a volley of quick shots to the ribs.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Breaker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 backs up Breaker with a volley of strong blows to the solar plexus!! Breaker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dorkness 4 connects with a flurry of punches to the chest.
Dorkness 4 lands a crashing right uppercut and Breaker is knocked out of the ring!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 4 is slowing down. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Breaker can't remember which corner is his.





Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a knockout!