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Public Fight Report Match Monday, March 18, 2024 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Big Boy Part Thirty One!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!! The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez. ROUND 1 Big Boy Part Thirty One throws everything he's got! (all-out) Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) +Big Boy Part Thirty One hits Dorkness 2 with a barrage of wild crosses to the chin. Big Boy Part Thirty One lands a crashing punch in the nose and Dorkness 2 is knocked out of the ring!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Dorkness 2 pummels Big Boy Part Thirty One with a flurry of punches to the chest. Dorkness 2 lands a decisive right hook and Big Boy Part Thirty One's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Big Boy Part Thirty One can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose. Dorkness 2 can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a knockout!