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(Heavyweight) Hamilton "lover boy" Mason defeated Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.

Match Saturday, March 16, 2024

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 136 pounds (62 kilograms) is Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 364 pounds (165 kilograms) is Hamilton "lover boy" Mason!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Lover Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Lover Boy jolts Censored with a furious left to the chest.
Lover Boy lands a quick punch in the nose and Censored falls senseless!!

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Censored struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Lover Boy lashes out with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Censored narrowly avoids it
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Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Censored tosses a series of hard punches to the stomach.
+Censored annoys Lover Boy with a volley of punches to the eye.
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-Censored fires a flurry of punches to the eye, but Lover Boy ducks.
+Censored tosses a volley of light punches to the head.
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+Censored tattoos Lover Boy with a series of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
+Censored hits with a commanding left to the temple.
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-Censored attempts a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Censored tries to land a pair of punches to the chest, but falls short.
Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Censored wallops Lover Boy with a straight right to the stomach.
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-Censored lunges with a pair of right punches to the temple, but misses.
+Lover Boy hits Censored with a volley of punches to the stomach. Censored beats a hasty retreat. Lover Boy sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Censored's manager throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
Hamilton "lover boy" Mason wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Censored can't remember which corner is his.

Lover Boy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.





Hamilton "lover boy" Mason wins by a technical knockout!