Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom II defeated Thai waitress by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Monday, March 11, 2024In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Thai waitress!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom II!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Waitress is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Waitress pounds Straw with a pair of stinging punches to the eye. Straw retreats to the far corner.
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Waitress tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Waitress drills Straw with a pair of blows to the face.
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-Straw lunges with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Waitress ties him up.
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+Waitress fires a pair of blows to the head. Straw gets mad!
+Straw hits with a series of powerful punches to the stomach. Waitress hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Waitress pounds Straw with a barrage of nice punches to the temple.
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+Waitress clocks Straw with a barrage of painful punches to the eye!!
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Waitress tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw attacks with a hook to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Straw hits with a barrage of punches to the chest. Waitress sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Straw lands a crashing left smash to the jaw and Waitress is knocked down!!
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Waitress struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Waitress tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Waitress smacks Straw with a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Waitress thumps Straw with a flurry of off balance shots to the jaw. Straw ignores it.
+Waitress nails Straw with a volley of glancing punches to the face!
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+Waitress lands a series of quick punches to the eye.
Waitress tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
Straw lands a lightning hook and Waitress lands flat on his back!!
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Waitress struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Waitress lands a volley of wild punches to the temple. Straw sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Waitress lands a lightning right smash to the jaw and Straw is flattened!!
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Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Straw nails Waitress with a series of nasty punches to the ribs.
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+Straw hits with a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Waitress grimaces in pain.
+Waitress tags Straw with a series of solid punches to the jaw. Straw is hurt!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Thai waitress landed 40 of 40 punches, and Straw Dork Boom II landed 11 of 24 punches.
Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 10-9
Waitress is slowing down.
Straw is obviously tired.
ROUND 2
Waitress is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Straw fires a barrage of blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Waitress fires a volley of punches to the eye.
Waitress tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Waitress tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw catches Waitress with a uppercut to the chest!!
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+Waitress grazes Straw with a series of blows to the nose.
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+Straw hits Waitress with a hard uppercut to the chest.
Straw lands a tremendous hook and Waitress's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Waitress struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Straw lands a heavy jab to the solar plexus.
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+Waitress throws a flurry of light punches to the mouth.
-Straw probes with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Waitress pummels Straw with a pair of stiff punches to the face.
+Waitress attacks with a pair of painful punches to the ribs!
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Waitress tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Waitress tags Straw with a barrage of punches to the nose. Straw shakes his head to clear it.
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-Waitress lunges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Waitress smacks Straw with a volley of strong punches to the eye.
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+Straw hits with a pair of punches to the ribs!
Straw lands a mighty left punch in the nose and Waitress drops like a stone!!
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Waitress struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Straw hits Waitress with a volley of heavy punches to the solar plexus. Waitress gets mad! Straw smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Waitress's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Straw Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Waitress can't remember which corner is his.
Straw receives medical attention from his trainer.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Straw Dork Boom II wins by a technical knockout!
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