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(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated I dont get it lol by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Saturday, March 9, 2024

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 916 pounds (415 kilograms) is I dont get it lol!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Minute attacks with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
+I Dont Get It Lol hits Minute with a flurry of quick punches to the jaw.
I Dont Get It Lol lands a mighty left blow to the temple and Minute is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Minute struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Minute attempts a volley of left punches to the eye, but I Dont Get It Lol ducks just in time.
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+I Dont Get It Lol pokes Minute with a volley of nice punches to the mouth. Minute asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Minute charges with a series of right punches to the chin, but I Dont Get It Lol ducks just in time.
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-Minute launches a left straight right to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Minute whacks I Dont Get It Lol with a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw. I Dont Get It Lol retreats to the far corner.
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+I Dont Get It Lol annoys Minute with a jab to the temple. Minute covers up.
-I Dont Get It Lol tries to land a pair of punches to the nose, but Minute steps aside.
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+I Dont Get It Lol solidly lands a pair of nice shots to the eye.
+Minute clocks I Dont Get It Lol with a commanding jab to the jaw. I Dont Get It Lol sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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-Minute charges with a volley of punches to the head, but I Dont Get It Lol ducks.
-I Dont Get It Lol probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but falls short.
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-I Dont Get It Lol attempts a volley of right punches to the head, but Minute covers himself well.
+Minute fires a barrage of powerful punches to the nose.
-I Dont Get It Lol fires a pair of left punches to the nose, but Minute deftly avoits it.
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+Minute lands a loud right to the solar plexus. I Dont Get It Lol doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I dont get it lol landed 15 of 33 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 16 of 38 punches.

I dont get it lol won the round 10-8

I dont get it lol is winning the fight 10-8


I Dont Get It Lol is obviously tired.

Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-I Dont Get It Lol tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Minute quickly backs away.
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-I Dont Get It Lol probes with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Minute steps aside.
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-I Dont Get It Lol tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Minute covers himself well.
+Minute tosses a volley of stiff punches to the eye.
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-Minute attempts a pair of right shots to the head, but I Dont Get It Lol ducks.
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-Minute tries to land a barrage of right punches to the eye, but misses.
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-I Dont Get It Lol attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.
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+Minute catches I Dont Get It Lol with a flurry of stinging punches to the ribs.
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-Minute probes with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Minute paws a volley of left punches to the chin, but I Dont Get It Lol ducks.
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+I Dont Get It Lol wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+I Dont Get It Lol whacks Minute with a series of commanding punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I dont get it lol landed 9 of 34 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 15 of 38 punches.

I dont get it lol won the round 10-9

I dont get it lol is winning the fight 20-17


I Dont Get It Lol collapses limply onto his stool.

Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

I Dont Get It Lol backpedals and jabs.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Minute tries to land a pair of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Minute attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Minute solidly lands a mean left to the jaw.
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+Minute lashes out with a pair of stinging punches to the head.
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-Minute probes with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Minute fires a right to the nose, but I Dont Get It Lol leaps aside.
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+Minute tosses a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Minute lunges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I dont get it lol landed 2 of 9 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 16 of 48 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

I dont get it lol is winning the fight 29-27


I Dont Get It Lol collapses limply onto his stool.

Minute is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Minute attempts a pair of shots to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Minute paws a cross to the chin, but I Dont Get It Lol leaps aside.
-Minute attacks with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-I Dont Get It Lol tries a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Minute deftly avoits it.
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-Minute probes with a series of left punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Minute whacks I Dont Get It Lol with a barrage of solid punches to the mouth!
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-I Dont Get It Lol attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
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+I Dont Get It Lol hits with a volley of wild punches to the solar plexus!
-I Dont Get It Lol paws a sweeping right to the ribs, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.
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+Minute wakes up the fans with a volley of furious punches to the face.
+Minute jars I Dont Get It Lol with a nice jab to the ribs!!
+Minute tags I Dont Get It Lol with a flurry of powerful punches to the head. I Dont Get It Lol falls against the ropes!
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-Minute tries a flurry of right punches to the head, but I Dont Get It Lol blocks.
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-Minute fires a barrage of punches to the eye, but misses.
-Minute probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but I Dont Get It Lol steps aside and laughs.
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-Minute attacks with a barrage of punches to the head, but I Dont Get It Lol ducks just in time.
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-I Dont Get It Lol probes with a volley of left blows to the chest, but Minute stays away from it.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I dont get it lol landed 9 of 29 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 22 of 61 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

I dont get it lol is winning the fight 38-37


I Dont Get It Lol can't remember which corner is his.

Minute looks exhausted.



ROUND 5

I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-I Dont Get It Lol attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
-I Dont Get It Lol tries to land a flurry of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Minute drills I Dont Get It Lol with a series of solid punches to the temple. I Dont Get It Lol hangs on until the referee breaks them up. Minute is raining blows! I Dont Get It Lol can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
I Dont Get It Lol can't remember which corner is his.

Minute collapses limply onto his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-8
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-8
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-8
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9

Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!