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(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Mike "Machine Gun" Watkins by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Wednesday, March 6, 2024

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 125 pounds (57 kilograms) is Mike "Machine Gun" Watkins!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Machine Gun fights inside. (inside)

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+Dorkness 5 scores with a flurry of painful combinations to the temple.
Dorkness 5 lands a slow motion blow to the temple and Machine Gun drops like a stone!!

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Machine Gun struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 connects with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Dorkness 5 solidly lands a pair of heavy combinations to the nose. Machine Gun beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 5 smashes Machine Gun with a heavy sweeping right to the nose.
+Dorkness 5 tosses a flurry of combinations to the jaw! Machine Gun sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Dorkness 5 lands a resounding uppercut and Machine Gun collapses!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his.

Machine Gun can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye.





Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!