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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated Arenis by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Wednesday, March 6, 2024

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 128 pounds (58 kilograms) is Arenis!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Arenis clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 4 annoys Arenis with a pair of quick blows to the chest! Arenis retreats to the far corner.
+Arenis belts Dorkness 4 with a series of stinging punches to the head.
Arenis tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 staggers Arenis with a volley of shots to the ribs. Arenis covers up.
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-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Arenis paws a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Dorkness 4 hides behind his gloves.
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Arenis tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 connects with a series of painful shots to the ribs!!
Dorkness 4 lands a brutal hook and Arenis falls to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Arenis can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 4 is obviously tired.





Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a knockout!