Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated Maximus Aurelius3 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Friday, March 1, 2024In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Maximus Aurelius3!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Aurelius3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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+Aurelius3 fires Slammer with a bite to the ear! That was totally uncalled for!
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-Aurelius3 throws a pair of left punches to the face, but Slammer escapes.
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-Aurelius3 lashes out with a barrage of shots to the chin, but Slammer quickly backs away.
Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Aurelius3 attacks with a pair of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Aurelius3 fires a right to the face. Slammer asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Maximus Aurelius3 landed 6 of 23 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches.
Maximus Aurelius3 won the round 10-9
Maximus Aurelius3 is winning the fight 10-9
Aurelius3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Aurelius3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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-Aurelius3 throws a pair of right blows to the eye, but to no avail.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Aurelius3 lashes out with a volley of right blows to the jaw, but Slammer narrowly avoids it
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-Aurelius3 tries to land a series of shots to the eye, but to no avail.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Maximus Aurelius3 landed 5 of 24 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches.
Maximus Aurelius3 won the round 10-9
Maximus Aurelius3 is winning the fight 20-18
Aurelius3 looks exhausted.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Aurelius3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Aurelius3 paws a volley of right punches to the head, but Slammer hides behind his gloves.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Aurelius3 attempts a series of shots to the chin, but comes up empty.
-Aurelius3 charges with a flurry of left shots to the chin, but Slammer steps aside.
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-Slammer paws a series of left blows to the nose, but only hits air.
-Aurelius3 tries a volley of right blows to the temple, but misses completely.
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The fighters study each other.
Slammer tries to attack, but Aurelius3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Maximus Aurelius3 landed 3 of 22 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches.
Maximus Aurelius3 won the round 10-9
Maximus Aurelius3 is winning the fight 30-27
Aurelius3 receives medical attention from his trainer.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Aurelius3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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+Slammer stuns Aurelius3 with a sweeping right to the jaw! Slammer strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Aurelius3's manager throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Aurelius3 can't remember which corner is his.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Round 2: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Round 3: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Round 2: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Round 3: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Round 2: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Round 3: Maximus Aurelius3 10-9
Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!
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