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(Featherweight) Wild Herd defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Wednesday, February 28, 2024

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 124 pounds (56 kilograms) is Wild Herd!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Wild covers up.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Dorkness 5 probes with a volley of blows to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 5 tags Wild with a low blow! The Ref mus be blind!
-Dorkness 5 launches a left roundhouse to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 5 charges with a flurry of combinations to the temple, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 5 throws a volley of heavy punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 5 slams Wild with a uppercut to the temple.
Dorkness 5 lands a vicious blow to the head and Wild staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Wild struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 fires a flurry of commanding combinations to the face.
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+Dorkness 5 pummels Wild with a stinging jab to the eye!
Dorkness 5 lands a cruel uppercut and Wild's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Wild struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Wild hits with a flurry of commanding combinations to the mouth.
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+Wild fires a volley of furious blows to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Wild Herd landed 2 of 9 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 17 of 30 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-7

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 10-7


Wild doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the right eye. He has a fractured nose.

Dorkness 5 is slowing down.



ROUND 2

Wild covers up.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Wild paws a volley of right shots to the eye, but Dorkness 5 deftly avoits it.
+Dorkness 5 hits with a barrage of strong combinations to the nose.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a series of punches to the chin, but Wild ducks.
-Dorkness 5 tries a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Wild leaps aside.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a series of combinations to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 5 thumps Wild with a flurry of combinations to the eye!
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a barrage of combinations to the temple, but Wild narrowly avoids it

BELL

According to the commentator:

Wild Herd landed 2 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 31 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 20-16


Wild remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the right eye. He has a broken nose.

Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 3

Wild covers up.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 5 launches a series of left combinations to the head, but Wild quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a flurry of blows to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a series of right combinations to the face, but to no avail.
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+Wild fires a stinging right to the chin. Wild strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Dorkness 5 starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Wild Herd wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Wild remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the right eye. He has a broken nose.

Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9

Wild Herd wins by a technical knockout!