Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Gifted Boxer by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, February 26, 2024In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Gifted Boxer!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Boxer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Dorkness 1 lashes out with a flurry of nice punches to the nose.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a series of hard combinations to the eye. Boxer sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a volley of painful combinations to the eye.
Dorkness 1 lands a sudden cross to the jaw and Boxer's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Boxer can't remember which corner is his.
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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