Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Joel "Ringo" Florence defeated Annoyance v5.0 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Saturday, February 24, 2024In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 212 pounds (96 kilograms) is Joel "Ringo" Florence!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 357 pounds (162 kilograms) is Annoyance v5.0!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Ringo covers up.
Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Annoyance jars Ringo with a loud sweeping right to the eye.
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-Annoyance attempts a volley of left blows to the nose, but Ringo beats a hasty retreat.
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-Annoyance fires a pair of right punches to the eye, but Ringo stays away from it.
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-Annoyance throws a jab to the temple, but Ringo blocks.
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+Ringo tags Annoyance with a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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-Annoyance charges with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Annoyance hits with a strong jab to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joel "Ringo" Florence landed 5 of 8 punches, and Annoyance v5.0 landed 9 of 33 punches.
Annoyance v5.0 won the round 10-9
Annoyance v5.0 is winning the fight 10-9
Ringo doesn't want to stop fighting!
Annoyance is obviously tired.
ROUND 2
Ringo covers up.
Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Annoyance attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but Ringo takes it in the forearms.
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-Annoyance throws a flurry of right punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Annoyance attacks with a jab to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Annoyance lands a volley of punches to the chest. Ringo sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Annoyance attempts a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Ringo stays away from it.
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-Annoyance lunges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Ringo punches Annoyance with a flurry of blows to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joel "Ringo" Florence landed 6 of 8 punches, and Annoyance v5.0 landed 6 of 30 punches.
Annoyance v5.0 won the round 10-9
Annoyance v5.0 is winning the fight 20-18
Ringo doesn't even want to rest!
Annoyance receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 3
Ringo covers up.
Annoyance is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Annoyance launches a pair of right punches to the temple, but Ringo hides behind his gloves.
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-Annoyance paws a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Ringo drills Annoyance with a volley of punches to the head. Annoyance doesn't notice. Ringo sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Annoyance falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Joel "Ringo" Florence wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Ringo doesn't even want to rest!
Annoyance can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Annoyance v5.0 10-9
Round 2: Annoyance v5.0 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Annoyance v5.0 10-9
Round 2: Annoyance v5.0 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Annoyance v5.0 10-9
Round 2: Annoyance v5.0 10-9
Joel "Ringo" Florence wins by a technical knockout!
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