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(Super-Welterweight) Harold Johnson defeated Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Thursday, February 22, 2024

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Harold Johnson!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

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-Tutu! fires a jab to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Tutu! charges with a left straight right to the chest, but Johnson quickly backs away.
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-Johnson throws a volley of right blows to the jaw, but Tutu! beats a hasty retreat.
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-Tutu! lunges with a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Tutu! probes with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Johnson beats a hasty retreat.
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-Tutu! attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Johnson narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 5 of 33 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 2 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 10-9


Tutu! looks exhausted.

Johnson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

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-Johnson probes with a flurry of right blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Tutu! throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Johnson ducks just in time.
-Tutu! attacks with a left cross to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Tutu! charges with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Johnson quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 1 of 25 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 3 of 9 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 20-18


Tutu! can't remember which corner is his.

Johnson grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

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-Tutu! tries to land a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Johnson ducks just in time.
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+Johnson tosses a barrage of quick blows to the ribs. Tutu! laughs!
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+Johnson smashes Tutu! with a flurry of blows to the jaw. Tutu! quickly recovers. Johnson strikes at will! Tutu! begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Harold Johnson wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Tutu! can't remember which corner is his.

Johnson grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9

Harold Johnson wins by a technical knockout!