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(Featherweight) Wild Herd defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Wednesday, February 21, 2024

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 124 pounds (56 kilograms) is Wild Herd!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wild covers up.

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+Dorkness 5 punches Wild with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
-Dorkness 5 probes with a barrage of left combinations to the eye, but Wild covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 5 attacks with a series of nice combinations to the mouth.
Dorkness 5 lands a decisive blow to the head and Wild goes down!!

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FIVE
Wild struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Wild lands a barrage of shots to the nose.
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+Dorkness 5 fires a pair of shots to the temple.
Dorkness 5 lands a thundering left cross to the jaw and Wild drops like a stone!!

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FIVE

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Wild struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 5 lunges with a volley of combinations to the nose, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 5 tries a flurry of left shots to the head, but Wild backs out of it.
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+Dorkness 5 slams Wild with a left to the mouth.
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-Wild attempts a left to the temple, but Dorkness 5 blocks.
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+Wild attacks with a pair of shots to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 5 connects with Wild with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 19 of 32 punches, and Wild Herd landed 2 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-7

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 10-7


Dorkness 5 is slowing down.

Wild doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wild covers up.

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+Dorkness 5 belts Wild with a series of heavy combinations to the solar plexus!
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-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a series of left blows to the chest, but Wild escapes.
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-Wild attempts a flurry of shots to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 8 of 25 punches, and Wild Herd landed 2 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 20-16


Dorkness 5 receives medical attention from his trainer.

Wild doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wild covers up.

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-Dorkness 5 attempts a series of left punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a volley of combinations to the stomach, but comes up empty.
-Dorkness 5 attempts a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a left sweeping right to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Wild rocks Dorkness 5 with a sweeping right to the mouth. Wild is raining blows! Dorkness 5 falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Wild Herd wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his.

Wild doesn't even want to rest!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9

Wild Herd wins by a technical knockout!