Public Fight Report
(Super-Featherweight) "Laura - BoxerGirl - Saperstein" defeated Army of Dorkness 4 by knockout (KO) in round 5.Match Wednesday, February 14, 2024In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 127 pounds (58 kilograms) is "Laura - BoxerGirl - Saperstein"!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein counter-punches to keep his opponent away. (counter-punching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 lashes out with a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein deflects it and hits back with a series of shots to the chest. Dorkness 4 doesn't seem bothered.
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Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 scores with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 attempts a flurry of right blows to the chest, but Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein slips it and retaliates with a barrage of loud combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 4 launches a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein beats a hasty retreat.
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Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein backs up Dorkness 4 with a volley of combinations to the solar plexus. Dorkness 4 ignores it.
+Dorkness 4 belts Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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+Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein belts Dorkness 4 with a series of nasty combinations to the ribs.
BELL
According to the commentator:
"Laura - BoxerGirl - Saperstein" landed 15 of 16 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 13 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9
Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein counter-punches to keep his opponent away. (counter-punching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 4 hits Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein with a series of blows to the ribs! Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein is hurt!
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Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 throws a counter-punch to the solar plexus, but Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein slips it and hits back with a pair of stiff shots to the chest.
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+Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein shakes Dorkness 4 with a volley of furious shots to the solar plexus!! Dorkness 4 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Dorkness 4 tries to land a volley of right combinations to the chest, but Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein leans away and hits back with a volley of vicious blows to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein beats a hasty retreat.
Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein hits with a pair of combinations to the stomach!!
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-Dorkness 4 tries a pair of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein hits with a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Laura - BoxerGirl - Saperstein" landed 15 of 16 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 10 of 22 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18
Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein counter-punches to keep his opponent away. (counter-punching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein slams Dorkness 4 with a counter-punch to the stomach. Dorkness 4 doesn't seem bothered.
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Dorkness 4 attempts a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein knocks it away and strikes first with a barrage of off balance combinations to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 4 tries a flurry of right blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 4 wallops Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein with a series of wild blows to the chest.
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Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 tries a pair of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 4 tries to land a pair of punches to the ribs, but Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein steps aside and laughs.
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+Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein annoys Dorkness 4 with a volley of powerful punches to the chest.
Dorkness 4 attacks with a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein slips it and counters with a series of glancing punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Laura - BoxerGirl - Saperstein" landed 15 of 18 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 9 of 22 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-28
Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 4 is slowing down.
ROUND 4
Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Dorkness 4 pummels Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein with a quick left to the stomach.
+Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein hits with a flurry of combinations to the ribs.
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+Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein belts Dorkness 4 with a volley of nice combinations to the stomach!!
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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Dorkness 4 probes with a left to the chest, but Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein takes it on the gloves and counters with a series of furious shots to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 4 lunges with a pair of left blows to the stomach, but Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein knocks it away and strikes first with a volley of loud combinations to the stomach!!
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a series of right shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a jab to the stomach, but Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein stays away from it.
-Dorkness 4 launches a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein deftly avoits it.
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Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Laura - BoxerGirl - Saperstein" landed 17 of 17 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 7 of 22 punches.
"Laura - BoxerGirl - Saperstein" won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 39-38
Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 4 collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 5
Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
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-Dorkness 4 throws a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein throws a pair of off balance punches to the temple.
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+Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein takes charge with a barrage of stinging combinations to the eye. Dorkness 4 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein lands a terrific left uppercut and Dorkness 4 lands flat on his back!!
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He's Out!
"Laura - BoxerGirl - Saperstein" wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 4 can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: "Laura - BoxerGirl - Saperstein" 10-9
Round 4: "Laura - BoxerGirl - Saperstein" 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: "Laura - BoxerGirl - Saperstein" 10-9
Round 4: "Laura - BoxerGirl - Saperstein" 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: "Laura - BoxerGirl - Saperstein" 10-9
Round 4: "Laura - BoxerGirl - Saperstein" 10-9
"Laura - BoxerGirl - Saperstein" wins by a knockout!
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