Public Fight Report
(Toughman) DUH! WHAT? defeated Muymucho Machissimo by unanimous decision: 39-37, 39-37, 39-37.Match Saturday, May 20, 2000In this corner, standing 7 feet(213 centimeters) tall weighing in at 234 pounds (106 kilograms) is DUH! WHAT?!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 6 inches (198 centimeters) tall weighing in at 235 pounds (107 kilograms) is Muymucho Machissimo!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
What? stays outside and uses his jab.
Machissimo comes out fighting.
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+What? fires a pair of loud punches to the eye.
+What? thumps Machissimo with a flurry of quick punches to the jaw!
+What? belts Machissimo with a barrage of punches to the temple. Machissimo is hurt!
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+What? hammers Machissimo with a pair of solid punches to the chin!
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-Machissimo attacks with a series of blows to the stomach, but What? ties him up.
-Machissimo tries a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-Machissimo lashes out with a left to the solar plexus, but What? backs out of it.
+What? wakes up the fans with a series of glancing blows to the face!!
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+What? hits Machissimo with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye.
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+What? throws a series of mean punches to the eye.
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-Machissimo probes with a volley of right blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+What? wakes up the fans with a quick roundhouse to the mouth.
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-Machissimo charges with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but What? steps aside.
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+Machissimo backs up What? with a volley of mean blows to the stomach. What? beats a hasty retreat.
+What? connects with a flurry of powerful shots to the nose.
+What? punches Machissimo with a volley of punches to the mouth!
+What? connects with a volley of stinging punches to the chin.
+What? backs up Machissimo with a pair of light punches to the nose!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
DUH! WHAT? landed 59 of 60 punches, and Muymucho Machissimo landed 11 of 30 punches.
DUH! WHAT? won the round 10-9
DUH! WHAT? is winning the fight 10-9
What? doesn't even want to rest!
Machissimo doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
What? stays outside and uses his jab.
Machissimo comes out fighting.
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+What? smacks Machissimo with a barrage of glancing punches to the face. Machissimo doesn't seem bothered.
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-Machissimo attempts a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+What? smashes Machissimo with a pair of commanding punches to the temple!
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+What? pops Machissimo with a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Machissimo attempts a pair of left shots to the ribs, but What? ties him up.
+What? drills Machissimo with a quick uppercut to the nose.
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-Machissimo launches a left right to the chest, but What? hides behind his gloves.
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+What? grazes Machissimo with a volley of strong punches to the mouth! Machissimo ignores it.
+Machissimo lands a flurry of vicious blows to the chest!
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+Machissimo hits with a stiff sweeping right to the chest.
+What? throws a volley of off balance punches to the temple.
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-Machissimo launches a volley of blows to the chest, but What? ducks.
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+What? hammers Machissimo with a left to the mouth!
+What? attacks with a pair of nasty punches to the eye.
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+What? strikes with a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth.
+What? punches Machissimo with a pair of punches to the nose!
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+What? hurts Machissimo with a barrage of furious punches to the eye. Machissimo retreats to the far corner.
-Machissimo fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but What? quickly backs away.
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+What? smashes Machissimo with a series of off balance punches to the mouth. Machissimo beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
DUH! WHAT? landed 54 of 54 punches, and Muymucho Machissimo landed 13 of 33 punches.
DUH! WHAT? won the round 10-9
DUH! WHAT? is winning the fight 20-18
What? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Machissimo doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
What? stays outside and uses his jab.
Machissimo comes out fighting.
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-Machissimo attempts a series of left blows to the ribs, but What? takes it in the forearms.
+What? grazes Machissimo with a pair of loud punches to the jaw. Machissimo grimaces in pain.
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+What? hits Machissimo with a volley of punches to the face.
+What? hammers Machissimo with a volley of off balance punches to the jaw.
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+What? smashes Machissimo with a pair of nice punches to the mouth.
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+What? stuns Machissimo with a flurry of wild punches to the jaw.
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+What? jars Machissimo with a off balance jab to the eye.
+What? clocks Machissimo with a flurry of strong punches to the chin. Machissimo sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+What? lands a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+What? pummels Machissimo with a straight right to the temple.
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-Machissimo charges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Machissimo tries to land a barrage of blows to the chest, but What? takes it in the forearms.
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-Machissimo paws a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Machissimo throws a series of shots to the solar plexus. What? sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+What? punches Machissimo with a pair of glancing punches to the mouth.
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+What? backs up Machissimo with a cross to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
DUH! WHAT? landed 58 of 58 punches, and Muymucho Machissimo landed 11 of 33 punches.
DUH! WHAT? won the round 10-9
DUH! WHAT? is winning the fight 30-27
What? grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Machissimo doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
What? backpedals and jabs.
Machissimo comes out fighting.
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-Machissimo throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but What? narrowly avoids it
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+What? throws a flurry of quick punches to the head.
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-Machissimo probes with a barrage of left punches to the head, but What? steps aside and laughs.
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+Machissimo wakes up the fans with a barrage of loud shots to the face!! What? doesn't notice.
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-Machissimo lashes out with a pair of left blows to the jaw, but falls short.
-Machissimo probes with a series of shots to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Machissimo fires a left jab to the chin, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
DUH! WHAT? landed 7 of 8 punches, and Muymucho Machissimo landed 9 of 31 punches.
Muymucho Machissimo won the round 10-9
DUH! WHAT? is winning the fight 39-37
What? grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Machissimo doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: DUH! WHAT? 10-9
Round 2: DUH! WHAT? 10-9
Round 3: DUH! WHAT? 10-9
Round 4: Muymucho Machissimo 10-9
Total Score: DUH! WHAT? 39-37
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: DUH! WHAT? 10-9
Round 2: DUH! WHAT? 10-9
Round 3: DUH! WHAT? 10-9
Round 4: Muymucho Machissimo 10-9
Total Score: DUH! WHAT? 39-37
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: DUH! WHAT? 10-9
Round 2: DUH! WHAT? 10-9
Round 3: DUH! WHAT? 10-9
Round 4: Muymucho Machissimo 10-9
Total Score: DUH! WHAT? 39-37
DUH! WHAT? wins by decision!
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