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(Strawweight) JHV defeated Straw Dork Boom III by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Monday, February 12, 2024

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 50 pounds (23 kilograms) is JHV!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Jhv covers up.
Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Straw catches Jhv with a series of shots to the jaw.
Straw lands a cruel right blow to the head and Jhv collapses!!

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Jhv struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Straw attacks with a flurry of shots to the mouth, but Jhv covers himself well.
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-Straw tries a volley of combinations to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Straw smashes Jhv with a bite to the ear! That was totally uncalled for!
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The fighters circle.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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-Straw tries a series of punches to the head, but only hits air.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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+Straw annoys Jhv with a series of nice combinations to the nose.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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-Straw fires a jab to the nose, but fails to score.
+Jhv attacks with a flurry of quick blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

JHV landed 4 of 9 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 8 of 33 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-8

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 10-8


Jhv doesn't even want to rest!

Straw is slowing down.



ROUND 2

Jhv covers up.
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw fires a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Jhv hides behind his gloves.
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-Jhv lashes out with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw fires a pair of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

JHV landed 3 of 8 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 2 of 17 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 20-17


Jhv doesn't even want to rest!

Straw looks exhausted.



ROUND 3

Jhv covers up.
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Straw launches a barrage of right blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Straw probes with a series of blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Straw lashes out with a flurry of blows to the chest, but Jhv steps aside.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw lashes out with a left left to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attacks with a volley of shots to the stomach, but Jhv quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

JHV landed 4 of 7 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 3 of 24 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 30-26


Jhv doesn't even want to rest!

Straw receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 4

Jhv covers up.
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw fires a pair of blows to the ribs, but Jhv narrowly avoids it
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-Straw probes with a series of shots to the stomach, but Jhv ducks.
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-Straw lunges with a right hook to the chest, but Jhv backs out of it.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw probes with a series of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jhv attacks with Straw with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw tries a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but Jhv stays away from it.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

JHV landed 5 of 8 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 1 of 25 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 40-35


Jhv doesn't even want to rest!

Straw can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 5

Jhv covers up.
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attempts a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Straw throws a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Straw attacks with a barrage of shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Jhv suprises Straw with a flurry of heavy blows to the ribs.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jhv connects with a barrage of heavy blows to the ribs. Jhv smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Straw falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
JHV wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Jhv doesn't even want to rest!

Straw can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-8
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-8
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-8
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9

JHV wins by a technical knockout!